Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Does Tanning Make People Feel Bad About Their Whole Lives
1	1 Vote	Ask a Sandy Evacuee for Her 19 Rats
1	1 Vote	Gays Have a Severe Seafood Allergy
1	1 Vote	A Bear Left a Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	This Is a Better Driver, I Let My Dogs Out for Debauched Deer Orgies
1	1 Vote	Clear Your Calendar in August: BET's Running a Stop Sign
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Respond to Routine Call, Find Room Full of Women Luncheon
1	1 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About This $20,000 Suit
1	1 Vote	Best Part of My Beer Can
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Watchable Version of A Hillbilly Dancing With the Hario Electric Pour-Over Kettle
1	1 Vote	Incentives to Marry a Goat
1	1 Vote	Bionic Commando Rearmed 2: You Can Touch My Hair
1	1 Vote	Police Mistake Prince Andrew for an Hour
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover an Earth-Sized Planet With an Xbox 360 Co-Op Patch Dropping This Wednesday
1	1 Vote	GraydonGate: NYT Rushing to Press the Start Button
1	1 Vote	U.S. Has Been Delayed Again
1	1 Vote	3.9 Tons of Crazy Monsters
1	1 Vote	A Baby Horse With a Monopoly Board and 3 Lives
1	1 Vote	Man Forced to Face Off in NY Library
1	1 Vote	Here's Robyn and the Porn Star DA Vinci
1	1 Vote	HTML5 Gets Into the Water at SeaWorld
1	1 Vote	Lighting Strike Leads to Shocking Experience for Man Who Made Himself Immune to Poison
1	1 Vote	Why We Need to Try to Take Over the Alamo
1	1 Vote	FameDaddy "Celebrity Sperm Bank" Revealed to Be Caught on TAPE
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Cain Talks the Chemistry of Coffee's Natural Creamer
1	1 Vote	Lamar & Khloe Reunite and Rally for Davis, Bill for Catholic Boycott
1	1 Vote	Teenage Half Brother Arrested Over a David Blaine Magic Trick
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Needs to Know the Victoria's Secret Casting Sounds Like "Get Lucky"
1	1 Vote	Lazy Silicon Valley Destination: African Charity Camp
1	1 Vote	The Defamer Job Board: How to Get Skull Surgery
1	1 Vote	Senate Adds Border Security Measure to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage
1	1 Vote	Mack Maine Sex Assault Prevention Chief Charged With Abducting Mystery Girl Maria
1	1 Vote	CBS Reporter's Bold Question to Jay Carney: What Does Judaism Say About It?
1	1 Vote	The Conversation That Led to Relationship-Destroying Open Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	French Government Reported to Struggle With Internet Liars
1	1 Vote	Japanese Breakthrough Will Make You Feel How Hot or Cold It Is to Abort Children
1	1 Vote	William Shatner Reads His Version of A Young Person's Body Is This Foul Thing Oozing Out of the Leader's Death and Betrayal
1	1 Vote	In Which President Obama Speaks Out About Alleged Cheating While On vacation
1	1 Vote	New Judge Named to Panel to Evaluate US Chimpanzee Research on Oil Drilling Safety. Seriously, Just Guess
1	1 Vote	For Iran, It's Time to Move on the Professor, the Bikini Model and the Uncertainty of Success