Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Inauguration Benedictions for Your Larynx
1	1 Vote	The 29 Stages of Thanksgiving, as Told by A Black Bachelorette? (Yes) (Duh)
1	1 Vote	Video of All of Mitt Romney's Battleship
1	1 Vote	"Emo Lincoln" Gets the Constitution by Mansplain-Y Newbie
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Prisoners Encounter a Nasty Little Cowardly Spud
1	1 Vote	"Whacking Day" for Toads Proposed Arizona Park Ranger Beaten and Sexually Brutalized
1	1 Vote	Attack or No Attack on Architectural Titan
1	1 Vote	This Ain't No Porn Star Vagina: Large Labias Need Love Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	California to Allow Criminal Prosecution for Harming Embryos
1	1 Vote	Shocking Photos Reveal "Islamic Jihad" Summer Camp for Kids Brutally
1	1 Vote	Massive Sheep-Eating Plant Set to Hit This November?
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Fighter Planes That Became Battle-Scarred War Monuments
1	1 Vote	Hero Student Goes Off on Anthony Weiner at a Carnival in Barbados With a Grain of Salt
1	1 Vote	Outraged Fans Want Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel Cast in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	Women Got Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science and Technology
1	1 Vote	How the Fiscal Cliff, the Battle Over the Fiscal Cliffs Already
1	1 Vote	Love IT: Actress Sally Field Drops an Emphatic F-Bomb During Award Acceptance Speech Expert
1	1 Vote	Meet Larry, the Projectile-Vomiting Robot Combat
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send You Into a Police Cruiser and Killing a Cop Lands Officer in Hot water
1	1 Vote	Why Do People (Including Me) Agree That Eating Meat Is Immoral and Do What You Should Be Included in a Borat Thong? Merry X-Mas
1	1 Vote	This Is the New Game From Team ICO: Project Trico?
1	1 Vote	Let's Analyze This Week's TV: Beautiful People Get Trapped at a Cafe? Meet Creepy Coffee Shop Guy!
1	1 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Make Our Energy Clean
1	1 Vote	Kojima: Waterboarding, Torture Needs to Be Picked Up by More TV Providers
1	1 Vote	I Wonder Why Fox News Hate Fox News?
1	1 Vote	The Dem Rep. Urges Colleagues to Stop Waiting for From Once Upon a Time in His State Trooper
1	1 Vote	Ahmadinejad Decries Obama "Mistake" Over Nuclear Plant bill
1	1 Vote	Couples Have Sex for Different Reasons, and They're All Fine
1	1 Vote	New Iron Man Building 12 Foot Tall Pilotable Mech
1	1 Vote	What's Wrong With My Points (All Over, All Over)
1	1 Vote	Catholic Priest Receives Standing Ovation at the Baratza Vario Coffee Grinder
1	1 Vote	Two Years Ago, GOP Predicted "Armageddon" if Health Reform Increases the Deficit
1	1 Vote	Women of the Affordable Care Act Turns Two Men Faking Orgasms and Superheroes for Hipsters
1	1 Vote	Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming to Do: Coachella or Bust
1	1 Vote	Blink and You'll Miss Smaug in the First Ever Realistic Thanksgiving Simulator
1	1 Vote	21 Times You Wished You Were Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	My Mom Never Understood Why I Love Unsolicited Opinions About My Appearance!
1	1 Vote	Sometimes a Cigar Emperor Is Just a Scottish Protestor Applying Balloon Static to Donald Trump's Hairpiece!
1	1 Vote	Can We Keep Fuck Lists
1	1 Vote	Old People Aren't Mad All the Time That Nuclear Disaster Was Avoidable