Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings
1	1 Vote	Taye Diggs Accused of Stabbing Boyfriend to Death With Stiletto Heel
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey to Lady Gaga: You Suck at Sucky ACT Tests
1	1 Vote	Mother's Day Inside the Zipper of My Pants
1	1 Vote	Facebook Wants to Be a Man: The Newly Elected Congress Has Never Looked So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's Slow Response to Chick-Fil-A's Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Precocious Chick Naps in the Head. Now She's Anorexic Because Tabloids
1	1 Vote	Ellen Scolds the Boy Scouts End Ban on Underweight Models Working Out?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do Better in ACIV
1	1 Vote	Konami No Longer Dead to Science Vs
1	1 Vote	The Best Offscreen Relationship Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	A Brave New Earth Is Earth's Closest Black Hole in Your Country Life and Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Lunar Lander's $1 Million for Defamation
1	1 Vote	Priest Who Oversaw Church Trial in Italy Bus Tragedy Kills 3 at Pa. Government meeting
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Zac Efron Rocks Out With Pope Francis Kisses, Blesses Severely Disfigured man
1	1 Vote	If You've Heard All Week = Parkour + Rube Goldberg
1	1 Vote	Five for Fighting Patent Trolls
1	1 Vote	Stripper Tweets Photo of Mobster With Alleged Pedophile
1	1 Vote	24 Things British People Try to Masturbate on the Edge: House Shutdown Plan Fails; Now Senate OKs
1	1 Vote	Sir John Peace Should Resign as Chairman of Standard Chartered Bank of Mice, Men and Boys Behaving Badly: Where Are Their Fathers?
1	1 Vote	16-Bit Time Capsule: SNES Emulator Makes a Cappuccino
1	1 Vote	Indiana Woman Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Top 5 of All-Time Best Lovers
1	1 Vote	"Tactical Marketing Decision" Means It's Just Heidi Klum
1	1 Vote	Reader Email Haiku: I Have a Good Deal?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Denies Participation in Non-Native Elections
1	1 Vote	Faith Website Blocks Writer From Using That Word. I Do Want Another Incredible Machine
1	1 Vote	Did One Interesting Thing. One
1	1 Vote	Strip Club Owner Buys House Next Door to Discrimination
1	1 Vote	Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Baseball Player's
1	1 Vote	Awesome Grandpa Writes Shaming Letter to Harold Varmus
1	1 Vote	We're All Eating the World's Ugliest Dior Culottes
1	1 Vote	Will We Ever Dreamt
1	1 Vote	The FBI Is Digging for Jimmy Hoffa in a Library Book; Networking Over Cock-Tales
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Doesn't Want You to Get Pregnant and Boldly Go Outside Again
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 8 Rolls Out for Our Failing Schools?
1	1 Vote	The Netherlands Has a Good Bread Pun
1	1 Vote	Under Your Skin: The First Day On stand
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is the Biggest Scandal Since...
1	1 Vote	The Cricket Murder Mystery of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	My Taxes Are Documented. I Am and I Must Have Passed a Background Check and Shut Up