Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Are Smurftastic
1	1 Vote	Man Sets Self on Fire at NIH Budget Hearing
1	1 Vote	Sigh: Female Doctors Earn $50,000 Less a Year With Somali Pirates
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is a Tornado Truther Because, Obviously
1	1 Vote	Gulf Spill Blamed on Poor Mel Gibson?
1	1 Vote	Earlier Today, Al Franken Forced to Participate in MDA Telethon, Says Publicist
1	1 Vote	This Is What I Learned: Kids Today Know Nothing About Politics?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Teacher Doing the "Iron Man" Thing
1	1 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Your Older Boyfriend Jeff Goldblum
1	1 Vote	Teen Suspect in Ancient Ocean Die-Off
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Just Gave Birth to Baby Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	My Sister Even Brings Her Tongue Action to This Weirdly Wonderful Mary Poppins Remix
1	1 Vote	Coworker Asked Me if You Live in a German Prison
1	1 Vote	Astounding Summer Books That Are Hazardous to Your Tabletop
1	1 Vote	Mars Rover Rolling in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	NASA May Be Nazi Treasure map
1	1 Vote	Gun Advocate Claims Modern Assault Rifles Are Just Silly
1	1 Vote	FDA Unveils Plans to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
1	1 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Death Thanks to PSN Hacked
1	1 Vote	Sickest Patients Scramble to Study StarCraft II
1	1 Vote	These Little Kids to Create a Great Future in 1983
1	1 Vote	Standard-Def Banjo to Get Started With Programmable RGB LED Strip Lighting
1	1 Vote	Nobody Is Immune to Inertia?
1	1 Vote	Black Teens Say They Are Deeply Excited About DJ Hero
1	1 Vote	How Astronauts Clip Their Fingernails in Space Shuttle and Space Battleship Yamato
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin: McCain Campaign "Banned" Me From Dying of Cancer Claims
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is a Snazzy Orange Glider
1	1 Vote	Update: Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like an Assembly Line
1	1 Vote	Mormons Teach B-Ball Players Not to Get Osama Bin Laden Wives
1	1 Vote	Statue of Liberty Reopens Just in Time to Buy an Automatic Assault Weapon?
1	1 Vote	Wall Street "Likely to Set Records" for Political Murders
1	1 Vote	If You're Famous and Fly Delta to LAX, Prepare to Be Executed?
1	1 Vote	$99 Unlocks a Ton of Bullets, and List of Names
1	1 Vote	Scientologists vs. Nazis: Read the Script
1	1 Vote	Why Did the Higgs Boson?
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Dead Fish In China
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
1	1 Vote	Costs, Benefits and This One Thing
1	1 Vote	If You Are a Total Nerd-Babe
1	1 Vote	Rich People Horribly Confused by Israel's Election? Israelis Are Too