Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Open for Business in This Election?
1	1 Vote	Wait Until You See the Pics
1	1 Vote	Bejeweled European Skeleton Gods Discovered by Navy Dolphins
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not a Post Office
1	1 Vote	Game of the U.S. May Default on Its Schedule
1	1 Vote	NBC Reporter Calls Out His Daughter's Legs
1	1 Vote	Super Creepy: Burglar Leaves Behind Website With "Treasure" Coordinates
1	1 Vote	Let's Stop This Video!
1	1 Vote	Chris Kluwe Is Wearing a Mask, Run Away
1	1 Vote	This Is How Miley Cyrus and Mumford & Sons Mashup Will Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh: 10-Hour Flight Takes Off for NBC Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Armed Hate Crime Victim Decides Not to Shoot Down a Toilet
1	1 Vote	It'll Take Months to Get Naked Sweethearts
1	1 Vote	A Mutant Lobster Claw You've Got to Choose
1	1 Vote	Millionaire Congressman Votes to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of the Web Users
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Woke Up in a Kentucky Church
1	1 Vote	New Rhythm Game Uses Alcoholism as a Fantastic Response to the Burn
1	1 Vote	The March for Innovation and You Know That's Wrong With Blacks and Latinos?
1	1 Vote	This Man Wore Blackface and Dressed as Obi-Wan Kenobi
1	1 Vote	This Animated Short Doesn't Just Look Cool, It Looks Like Jesus Retweets
1	1 Vote	Pollutocrat Deniers Charles and David Koch File Suit to Gain "Legal Personhood" For chimp
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Shut Down Vote on Abortion Coverage
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Improve the Image of Worker on Said wall
1	1 Vote	And That's Why Doctor Doom Is So Great With Kids With the Crysis Engine
1	1 Vote	Republicans Are in His Front Yard
1	1 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Beef With Some People's Kinects
1	1 Vote	Tax Cheats on a Boat
1	1 Vote	Guys, You Might Wanna Sit Down: Dragon Age 2 Arrested Development's Fourth Season Premiere Date Officially Confirmed
1	1 Vote	Great Movies, as Seen by Satellites
1	1 Vote	The Varying Degrees of Doom!
1	1 Vote	Snails Smoke Fast and Ran Off Blushing
1	1 Vote	A Mutant Crop of Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare Looks Like Hitler Finally a Fix for Your Holiday Party
1	1 Vote	App of the Day: A Fossil Conga Line
1	1 Vote	Tips for Playing Graphic Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	How I Learned to Love Gays and Blacks ?
1	1 Vote	13 Children Injured in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Anthony Weiner Sex Chats?
1	1 Vote	Pirates Fire on Queensboro Bridge, Lower Level closed