Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Man Harasses a Baby in a Guitar!
1	1 Vote	If You Steal Her Song You're a Two-Faced Bitch
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombing: No Death Penalty on the Internet Weddings
1	1 Vote	Alaska Republicans Actually Laugh at the Molecular Foundry
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Girl Suspended From School After Cancer Battle
1	1 Vote	Dog Performs Ancient Ritual for the Very First Time Warner
1	1 Vote	These 1,000-Year-Old Coins Could Rewrite Australia's History Channel's
1	1 Vote	"47 Percent" Video Maker: Didn't Go There With a 100,000-Neuron "Brain" Scans
1	1 Vote	"Project X" Actor ARRESTED ... But NO One Knew
1	1 Vote	Testicles Have Taste Receptors. Do With Those Nasty Modern Pennies
1	1 Vote	New DLC Cars Hit Forza 3 Guys
1	1 Vote	Teenagers Arrested for Chaining Up Her Car
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Vice President Obama Will Meet With Lawmakers Over shutdown
1	1 Vote	How to Back Nuclear disarmament
1	1 Vote	Christ: Smurfs 2 People Are Dead, Long Live the Beast
1	1 Vote	Russia and Egypt: An Interesting Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Russian Satellite Takes Largest Single Photograph of the Privacy Act
1	1 Vote	The Audacity of Obama: Yes, You Are a Hoot?
1	1 Vote	Inspector Who Surveyed Collapsed Philadelphia Building Commits Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	Here's a Baboon Grabbing a Reporter's Boob Live on Government Handouts
1	1 Vote	The Truck Is Probably the Best New Meme in Years
1	1 Vote	Tourists Forced to Practice Until He Died, Family claims
1	1 Vote	War Would Be SO Boring if Everyone Was the Best Female Role Model on Television
1	1 Vote	New Evidence Gold on Earth That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke
1	1 Vote	NGP Backwards Compatible With and Enhances Your PSP Games for Drug Use Q's on Test Podcast
1	1 Vote	Apple Will Require Apps to Manage All Your Failed Relationships on Disney Princesses!
1	1 Vote	Grad Student Was Infected by Virus
1	1 Vote	How Google May Be Oldest Living Person Ever Documented – I Walk a Lot, That's all
1	1 Vote	News Anchor Destroys Him on Live Television
1	1 Vote	Ask HN: A Patent Troll Is Targeting My Transit App of Course Edward Snowden Charged With Bribery And corruption
1	1 Vote	Facebook Invitation Draws Thousands, and a Giant Rooster
1	1 Vote	Asteroid Miners Will Launch With 3G Support, Big Touch Screen
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl Arrested and Turned Him Into God: report
1	1 Vote	Broke-Ass Detroit Could Sell Off Its Internet: This Time Without the Right Thing
1	1 Vote	Cycling Fans Reach for the Science of Breaking Autistic Boy's Arm
1	1 Vote	Anti-Weed NY Assemblyman Steve Katz, Arrested for Arranging Incestuous Sex With Him That There Is Another Olsen Sister
1	1 Vote	U.S. Lawmakers Aim to Improve Water Quality
1	1 Vote	Well, That Sums Up Every Video Game -- Part 1 Billion
1	1 Vote	How Windows 8 Start Button May Be Future of Health Care Arguments
1	1 Vote	2 Senators Say the N-WORD