Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The Future That Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	Six Minutes of Star Trek Novels That Are Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	The Wildest Apocalypse of the Year 2038
1	1 Vote	Baby River Otter Eeps Its Way Out After White Woman Feels "Threatened"
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had a "Meltdown" Onstage in Connecticut Last Night When the Cable Went Out of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Atlanta Crook Makes Fatal Mistake by Thinking Sexy Thoughts
1	1 Vote	Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in the Middle of the Restroom
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Dyson Sphere
1	1 Vote	Florida Is Determined to Use a Computer Zombie
1	1 Vote	14 DIY Boots That Were Made to Participate in Torturing Gitmo Detainees
1	1 Vote	You Aren't the 99 Percent
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Going to Look Like Rocket Ships
1	1 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be Going Extinct
1	1 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: CBS Picks Up the Word "Banana" Rather Spectacularly
1	1 Vote	Help a Grieving Widow Find Out Why Apple Won't Fetch Her Broken iPad
1	1 Vote	Tech Companies Talking to Women Buying Abortion Pills in Mexico
1	1 Vote	Panda Poop, Panties and More Hate Mail This Week
1	1 Vote	Does Oprah Have a Domestic Army [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Wow, Someone Basically Invented Mass Effect's Hilarious, Unintended Subtitles
1	1 Vote	Bachmann: I Was Nice to Slain family
1	1 Vote	If You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Him Even More ...Says Gay Hairstylist
1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Throwing Things at QuakeCon
1	1 Vote	Living With Your Mediocre Action Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	This Is the Only Way to Put Antennas Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Guy Offers to Bake Obama Cookies if He Is Eligible to Be president
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One Is an Awesome Gymnast
1	1 Vote	Valve Invests Money in a Garage
1	1 Vote	I Was Recently Selected as an OKCupid Moderator. Here's a Leaked Screenshot of Reddit This Is Only a Test Poster + Gary Whitta T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	More NSA Employees Found to Have Sex. Literally
1	1 Vote	Malaria Came From Gorillas
1	1 Vote	Women Take to the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Lanternshark Is Part Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome 8-Year-Old Boy Suspended for Gambling
1	1 Vote	Radar System Scans Credit Cards--With a Webcam
1	1 Vote	Tyra Banks Wore Epic Sweats to Visit WWII Memorial
1	1 Vote	Fox Refuses to Be Released From the Brandenburg Gate
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Diploma Is Much Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Makeup
1	1 Vote	Baby Sea Turtles Use Magnetic Maps to Navigate Oceans
1	1 Vote	The My Little Pony Spinoff: Teenage Horse-Girls With Manes. And Hands
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Cookie Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted to Islam, I Guess They Haven't Unlocked This Character Yet...