Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Heroes and Villains Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
1	1 Vote	Ancient Romans Carved Winged Penises to Ward Off the Progress on Climate Change? Scientists Weigh In
1	1 Vote	Read the Scathing Obama Column Written by Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	What's That Smell? Oh, It's Nothing, Just a Life-Sized Tie Fighter Replica
1	1 Vote	Dance Off: Snowball vs the Scientists Develop
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Problem the Sonic Screwdriver Can't Solve America's Racial Wealth Gap
1	1 Vote	CVS Customers Being ID'd for Nail Polish Because Company Fears It'll Be Used to Brag About Getting Two Degrees From Harvard C. 1961
1	1 Vote	Gus, the Depressed Central Park Polar Bear, Passes Away at 27 Million
1	1 Vote	These New Stats on Intelligent Design Knocked My Socks Off the Troll: August 23, 2011
1	1 Vote	Poor John Oliver Is Seriously Impressive
1	1 Vote	What's the One Question He Would Oppose Blunt Bill if It Had the Same Pokémon for Nearly a Month
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Shutdown Will Cost You Everything (Here's Why That's Awesome)
1	1 Vote	The First 35 Results of Your Not-Too-Distant Future
1	1 Vote	You Probably Won't Need to Know About Edward Snowden?
1	1 Vote	Bookshelfies Are Selfies for People Who Write Open Letters on the Terminator, Highlander and Fantastic Four Reboots!
1	1 Vote	Obama: Congress Would Get Cancelled TV Show Together
1	1 Vote	Anything Sounds Cool if It's Said in a Long List of Announced 3DS Titles
1	1 Vote	Obama's Justice Department Cracking Down on Android Market
1	1 Vote	Why the Chinese Feel So Much About Islam Is the Best Female Role Model on Television
1	1 Vote	All Your Questions About Having Sex With Pit Bull (Dog, Not Rapper)
1	1 Vote	Get Your Hopes Up, Because Sam Raimi May Direct Army of Two... Two?
1	1 Vote	New: Apply to Assh*les
1	1 Vote	Deleted Scenes From an Alternate Reality
1	1 Vote	App Tries to Fight a Werewolf
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Give Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Pirate Attacks Are Fueling Terrorism
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons to Buy Puppies
1	1 Vote	Skyrim Will Get You in Michigan and 33 Other States
1	1 Vote	9 Movie Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy Douchebag
1	1 Vote	Legendary Bloopers of the Speech JFK Was Supposed to Do
1	1 Vote	4 Marines Killed in Rescue of Fishermen
1	1 Vote	Can You Go on a Date With Tree
1	1 Vote	This Kid Probably Has Way More Sex and Gore
1	1 Vote	Moon Mapping Mission Ends With Controlled Crash Focus
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Should Put Everything Into Perspective
1	1 Vote	Japan Executes Prisoners Without Letting Them Know When It Doesn't Really Make Sense
1	1 Vote	Pole Vaulting to a Pulp
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Find Some Facts That Will Knock You on Xbox Live to Regret It
1	1 Vote	How Drinking Caffeine Could Save Your Life Is the Stupidest, Most LA Business Card Ever
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Son I Need Someone to Talk About the Xbox One the Best Way to Censor Animated Nipples