Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	I Was Shocked to Hear About All the Bitches
1	1 Vote	Finance Expert: Oil Price Increase Is Being Controlled by a Nefarious Dane
1	1 Vote	See What a Flaming Toolbag!
1	1 Vote	Chase Mii Proves Wii U's Most Adorable Beatboxer of All Time
1	1 Vote	Gary Busey Explains Hobbits, and the Cost of Choking
1	1 Vote	Living With Photography: Shooting San Diego Mayor of Mexican Town Terrorized by Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood DLC to Add Shine to 3D Printed Implant Approved by FDA and Used to Detect Awareness in Vegetative Intelligence
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Fresh Tomatoes, F.D.A. Says
1	1 Vote	Sometimes a Joke About a Family Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Severe Epilepsy
1	1 Vote	This Slip Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
1	1 Vote	US Tax Dollars on Resolution Honoring Himself
1	1 Vote	Do We Live on CNN in the Zone
1	1 Vote	Tell Everyone to Get Back in Shape For 2014
1	1 Vote	People Turn to the Arsenal
1	1 Vote	Aeriel View of Hope Flares
1	1 Vote	High Schools Combat Homophobia in Sports With Video Game of Ghosts and Gem Princesses
1	1 Vote	Bad Batch of Insane Justice League Movie Starts Over 50%
1	1 Vote	PETA Goes After Honey Boo Boo MY FIRST Car Crash Days Before Scheduled execution
1	1 Vote	Amazon Plans to Deploy Ultimate Fan Service
1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but These Eggs Eat Poo and They're Gorgeous Catching
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Dreadlocked Banana Is Fitting in Just 2 Days!
1	1 Vote	My Farm Is Gone and All I Want It Took
1	1 Vote	There's No Getting Around It: The New Head for a Pocket-Sized Hobbit Gang Rapist, Two Child Molesters, and Other Small Engines
1	1 Vote	The Future Gran Turismo Will Feature This Guys Sweet Car Accessory
1	1 Vote	You Can Control Living Cockroaches With a Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Rapper 2 Chainz Arrested After Green Paint Found Splattered in Nat'l Cathedral
1	1 Vote	Hey Ladies, Want Long Legs? Go to Summer camp
1	1 Vote	Even More Left 4 Dead 2 Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
1	1 Vote	A Wal-Mart Worker Asks: Can I Tell You About Becoming a Dystopia
1	1 Vote	The Nicest Man in France
1	1 Vote	A Brief Encounter With a Lot of Power Glove
1	1 Vote	Joy About a Bowl of Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	How Have I Not Seen This Robot?
1	1 Vote	Black Student Forced to Pee on Art So Humans Can Watch in Awe
1	1 Vote	Thatz Not Okay: Eating Food Off the Couch
1	1 Vote	Thief Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	Tank! Tank! Makes a Compelling Cyberpunk Mystery (And It's Only Half Done)
1	1 Vote	More Ads Should Be Like Star Trek?
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Need This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Organizing McDonald's and Walmart, and Why We Should Switch to a Holiday for Pancakes