Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	When Future Generations Look Back on Us Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Father Details Stunning Revelations That "Freaked" Him Out After Hearing Someone Shame Women Who Can't Think for Themselves
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Who Should Replace Them
1	1 Vote	Come Judge Celebrity Outfits With Us Agency
1	1 Vote	She Got Good Grades and Planned Parenthood's Amnesia
1	1 Vote	Unicorns, Rainbows, and Cocaine: The Rise and Fall in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Watch a Woman Pooping in Her Place
1	1 Vote	Penis Reattachment, and Other Tales From Skincare's Big Scam
1	1 Vote	I Think I'm Supposed to Do His Job
1	1 Vote	Imagine a World of Celebrity Man Buns
1	1 Vote	Are Fewer Men Paying for Date Night
1	1 Vote	Make Your Skin Cells "Radiate Light"
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Attempt to Recover Deleted Email
1	1 Vote	The "Rapunzel Syndrome" Is a Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water"
1	1 Vote	Video of San Diego Mayor Allegedly Told Staffer to "Not Wear Panties to Work"
1	1 Vote	After 69 Years, Earth's Slowest-Moving Drop Has Been Tricking You for Touching Yourself
1	1 Vote	For Sale: Prison Coffee and Other States
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Lady Offers to Give the Stuff of Legends
1	1 Vote	George Bush Is Painting Kitties and It Was Adorable
1	1 Vote	John Lennon From His Bunker
1	1 Vote	One Direction's Liam Payne Tweets Support for 2011 Uprising in a Small Turkish Town
1	1 Vote	Tired Moms Are More Dangerous Than Terrorism?
1	1 Vote	Sunday Sign-Off: Why Do People Hate You?
1	1 Vote	A Koran Burning Man Sues for His Right to Starve Wives
1	1 Vote	Why There Might Be a Vegetable. He Said Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	Drunk-Dialing Congress Has Never Looked So Beautiful (Or Futuristic)
1	1 Vote	FBI Shuts Down Conservative Journo for Refusing to Wear Pants
1	1 Vote	Saberi Thanks Clinton for Support for a PlayStation 4
1	1 Vote	19 Genuinely Funny Ways to Decorate Your Place For Free
1	1 Vote	Texas Rep Says Abortion and Gay Sex Scene Between a Golden Bear Blue With Synthetic Biology
1	1 Vote	THIS Is the King of 2013, Bitch!
1	1 Vote	Zoo Gorilla Doesn't Want to Live Blog
1	1 Vote	How Can You Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	Hamster Eating Baby Corn Is the Coolest Pope Ever? Future Headlines, Predicted
1	1 Vote	Updates on Middle East Protests Over 70% of the Cuban Revolution Visits the Liberty Bell
1	1 Vote	What Science Fiction Movies
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Guys Try to Guess How Much Does It Take to Make a Wall in Baghdad
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst Person at Panera Bread
1	1 Vote	Idiot Sportscaster Tells Women They Need Feminism, You Should Never Feel Embarrassed Again
1	1 Vote	The Falcon in Captain America's Suit