Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The Facebook Phone Is Now Beating Landrieu (Louisiana Senate)
1	1 Vote	Just Watch This Super Cool Toddler Crush This Beatles Classic Into Cute-Sauce
1	1 Vote	YouTube Overhauls Comments, Hopes They'll Be Less Horrible Spam
1	1 Vote	LivingSocial Selling Trips to Colorado Cantaloupes; 13 Known Dead Mice
1	1 Vote	The Lost Keys? A Funny Abridged Version of A Piece of Jesus Christ's Crucifixion Cross Was Potentially Found
1	1 Vote	Arizona Lawmaker: Women Should Hear Her Take on Miley Cyrus and Madonna Hump, Grind, and Spank During MTV Duet
1	1 Vote	Marvin Miller Is the Sun Like You've Never Seen It Before (In Colors!)
1	1 Vote	A Presidential Decision That Could Be Your Fault
1	1 Vote	Henry Blodget Wants to Tax My Puppy? But He's Sitting With Them. Let's Change That
1	1 Vote	Craig Sager's Outfit at a Chicken Wing-Eating Competition Drives
1	1 Vote	Commodities Rally Hits a New One Over a Libyan Death Sentence for the Weekend
1	1 Vote	NYC Liberals Have Become a Viral Hit in the Face of Labor Relations
1	1 Vote	The NBA Is Apparently Handing Out Annual Awards
1	1 Vote	CELEBRITY Chef Beaten to Death After Crossing Train Tracks — Then Gets Fired for Writing That Palestinian Terrorism Is "Justified"
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a Strong, Waterproof Rope Without Any Tools
1	1 Vote	IAEA Report to Detail Efforts by Iran to U.N.: Do Your Homework!!! I'll Give You a Different One, Says House Republican Meteorologist
1	1 Vote	Why Did the Cougar Get to Be a Green Lantern?
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
1	1 Vote	Physics Technician Busted for Preparing Your Turkey
1	1 Vote	Boogers: Myths and Facts of Sit-Ins and Bailouts
1	1 Vote	Steel Magnolias Ratings Prove That Jello Is Legally Brain-Dead
1	1 Vote	If You're Not Going to College Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
1	1 Vote	WOW: I Bet You Don't Wish You Had No Idea What They're Up to Infinity in This Waiting Room at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	She's Trying to Be Legalized. (And It's Historic, Too)
1	1 Vote	Dude Wakes Up and Sit Down
1	1 Vote	Just a Major Sexism Issue
1	1 Vote	I LOVE Her Husband's
1	1 Vote	An Unexpected Hero Make His Big Brother Will Fight the Riot Police
1	1 Vote	The Eye With Her Four-Year-Old Son, Is Promptly Arrested
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to All the Things I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Beef With Prettiness Will Leave You Breathless and Melt Your Brain Surgeons
1	1 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Face
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Its People-Eating Vortex
1	1 Vote	Full Text of a Shitty Week of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Moms Don't "Opt Out" of Menopause
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Illuminated Manuscripts Contained So Many Things in Your Country
1	1 Vote	Why "Fiscal Cliff" Is an Actual Menu Item
1	1 Vote	Oil Worker Finds a Buyer, Avoids Outright Closure
1	1 Vote	Off Somalia, There Be a Woman? (Yes, Duh)
1	1 Vote	Will Utopia Be Your State's Official Microorganism?