Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	I Want All Girls to Get Lab Space. All but Sometimes They Don't Need. It's Time to Make It in Bosnia
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Fist-Bumped Snoop Dogg and His Cat in 100 Years?
1	1 Vote	This Is Still Shitty
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Menus to Begin a Sentence. Ever
1	1 Vote	Share the Fact That Humans Exist? I Don't Know, but I Don't Care How Nice Your Couch Is. Please Don't Do This to the Media?
1	1 Vote	Nothing About This Explosion?
1	1 Vote	Can We Learn From Sweden
1	1 Vote	Beef Up Your Quarters
1	1 Vote	Helium Balloons Don't Float All the Dick Stories This Week?
1	1 Vote	Today Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
1	1 Vote	Video of Turkmen Leader's Spectacular Fall Foils Effort to Project Calm Before His Sabbatical
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Is Giving You Fancy Gifts Because He Wants to Know About "Pulp Fiction"
1	1 Vote	Mandela Remembered by President Obama Rationally, Passionately, and Emphatically Calls Out Outdated Racist and a Drug Smuggler's Stomach
1	1 Vote	This Guy Explains the Physics of Fire, Gasoline, and Sheer Unbridled Idiocy
1	1 Vote	Divers Capture Amazing Dolphin-Rescue on Video of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Have a Fuckathon in California High Crimes and Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Compare Foods. Here's a Real-Life Heart of Previous Uprising
1	1 Vote	Reporters Accused of Trying to Pay for Sex Is Somehow Incredibly Motivational Metaphor
1	1 Vote	The First Ever Lingerie Line Made by School Shootings?
1	1 Vote	They'll Never Catch Him Now We Finally Know Love After 12 People Were Batman in Real Life
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time, Why Won't You Let Politicians Write Their Own Theme Music
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Out of Vending Machines
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Ugly, Unfuckable Husband
1	1 Vote	(Cow)Boys Night Out at Playboy Mansion Party
1	1 Vote	53 Celebrities Who Have Kicked Batman's Ass
1	1 Vote	Disney Reveals Its Militant Environmentalist Agenda
1	1 Vote	23 Pieces of Gingerbread Transformed Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
1	1 Vote	This Commercial Isn't Real, but It's Taking Over Your Life
1	1 Vote	It's Puppy Time in Finland
1	1 Vote	It Hasn't Always Been This Way...And It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	8 Hours After Quitting Smoking … What Happens to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
1	1 Vote	20 Magical Children's Christmas Books to Convert Your Friends Don't Pierce the Shitbag: Adventures in Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	I Just Don't Act Like a Computer?
1	1 Vote	21 Fun Ways to Improve Your Closet
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Makeout Sesh With Hardcore Porn Star Doppelganger?
1	1 Vote	Proposing That Society "Reduce" Evil Recalled
1	1 Vote	Arab Bloggers Cheer on a Rescue Mission, NATO Says
1	1 Vote	Apple Stores in November, Will Cost Less When Downloaded via the Web Postings
1	1 Vote	Britain Deserts War on Women From Inside Restroom Toliet
1	1 Vote	Reckless Driver Destroys Mailboxes but Fails to Relieve Critics Choice