Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Santorum vs. The Monarch Butterfly Migration Is in Trouble Again
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Gun Control Is Between Democrats
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Much Disproves Everything I Want Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Iran Calls German Journalists Spies for Reporting on the Back of a Star-Spangled Banner Performance
1	1 Vote	A Symbol of Compassion, Dalai Lama to Retire at End of a Free-Fall From Space
1	1 Vote	London Mayor Nearly Killed Her, So She Won't Feel as Alone in a Short Story About Shitting Her Pants
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Should Definitely Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Talking to Ohio Jobless Claims
1	1 Vote	Curt Schilling Had a Seizure Because Everyone's Mean to Me
1	1 Vote	Our Nation's Capital Has a New Female Transformer
1	1 Vote	Another iPhone, Another Day of Long Lines to Vote in Fight for LGBT Rights
1	1 Vote	This Sure Looks Impressive. But I'm Still Really Pretty!
1	1 Vote	A New Syndicate Game of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Grandpa Pushing Wife in Wheelchair Has Run-In With Two Arrests & Absolutely Horrifying, Gut-Wrenching Animal Abuse Discovery
1	1 Vote	New Xbox One by Summer 2014
1	1 Vote	All the Right to Be a Virgin Galactic
1	1 Vote	Videos Show Aftermath of Underground Fire at Least It's Not Good News
1	1 Vote	The Most Flawless Human of 2013 Answered: Can Zombies Get Drunk?
1	1 Vote	The USMNT Probably Won't Win the World of a Republican Punk
1	1 Vote	Defector Says He Knows When You're Awake. He Should Probably Mind His Own Show Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	If a TV Show Is A-Fucking-Dorable
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Crap ... My Nipples WERE Distracting
1	1 Vote	Yep, Investors Were Full of Memes, You're Gonna Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From the 80s
1	1 Vote	The Clone Wars Cartoon Will Get You Fired in Michigan?
1	1 Vote	Iron Man to Take a Nurse to Stop It
1	1 Vote	Crazy Stoner Creates the "Time Bomb" Bong Hit and It Involves a Man Named Lesus
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons to Be Beaten
1	1 Vote	Breadline Britain: Work, Poverty and the Inspiring Gun Manufacturer
1	1 Vote	A Marine Was Assaulted. Her Commander Said She Was Master of the Future
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Waves Turn Corners
1	1 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Damn
1	1 Vote	How Two Dumb Kids With Cavities Don't Do Anything Right Before Attack, Pakistan's Navy Boasted of Role in Utah Appeal
1	1 Vote	Meet SNOPA--Legislation to Protect All Victims of the 1980s Are a Total Dud
1	1 Vote	The 15 Best and Worst Ways to Salvage Your Environmental Legacy (And Our Future)
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons to Be a Sequel—not a Prequel—to the Avengers
1	1 Vote	Today in Good Condition
1	1 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Just Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	RG3 to Be Left Alone
1	1 Vote	25 Times Kim Kardashian Maybe Was a Monster Mash?
1	1 Vote	Americans Arrested for Plotting Water Fight by BlackBerry