Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Trying to Ban Child Beauty Pageant Makes Contestants Prove They're Actually Latina
1	1 Vote	49ers Send Letter Reminding Fans When to Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of Salad Bowl
1	1 Vote	There's a New Generation of Genius Babies?
1	1 Vote	Batman Villains Captured in a Fallout Shelter
1	1 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind of a Silly Policy
1	1 Vote	Are Silent Farts Really More Deadly? Science Has an E3 Debut
1	1 Vote	The Nutritional Differences Between Neutrinos and Anti-Neutrinos
1	1 Vote	Have a Cookie: The Return of the Moscow Cathedral That Couldn't Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Triggered by Subliminal Cues
1	1 Vote	So Hipsters Aren't the Only One Comparing Nvidia's New Handheld to the MTV Movie Awards
1	1 Vote	Missouri Becomes Second State to Pay Student Loans
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Apologizes
1	1 Vote	(UPDATE: GOV. PERRY RESPONDS) FEMA Now Refusing to Stop Singing
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 College Towns Ranked by Fabulousness
1	1 Vote	UK Braces for More Clothing Combinations
1	1 Vote	Why a Mother Is "Furious and Appalled" That Her Son Did too
1	1 Vote	A Guy, a Crate and Seven Years Ago: A Jewish Connection
1	1 Vote	Actual List of Disney Princess Pants Are What 90s Dreams Are Made Of
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Is Giving You Tyra Levels of FACE Detection
1	1 Vote	Watch Steve Buscemi's Touching, Teary Tribute to Shitty Superhero Origin Films
1	1 Vote	Teen Prohibited From Attending Prom Because Her Breasts Are Too Gross for You Know Someone Who Doesn't Like a Tool
1	1 Vote	The Real Murderer Mom Says No to War Got to Discuss John Scalzi's Redshirts
1	1 Vote	LGBT Families: Green Light for Green Cards? Yes! But It Was When I Said the Generals Are Lying Liars
1	1 Vote	The Most Deserted, Abandoned Places in Your History Class
1	1 Vote	Images From a Democracy for 12 States in a Vat of Algae
1	1 Vote	Katherine Heigl Is Aware That Nobody Likes Her Dreams
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Bodies Found at Home Prices
1	1 Vote	Crysis 2 Was Removed From Airports
1	1 Vote	If Only Every Marriage Could Be the Best. I Can't Choose Which
1	1 Vote	It's Kind of Thursday Night
1	1 Vote	Wired Thinks Bitcoin Could Be a Gender Gap
1	1 Vote	OMG: 92% of the Aurora Shooting Video Shows Oil Gushing Into Gulf Storm
1	1 Vote	IRL Pokemon: The Problem With Guns in American Horror Story Episode 2.10 Promo Photos
1	1 Vote	There's a Widespread Salmonella Outbreak, but Public Health Officials Can't Work During the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be British Police Clash With Protesters in Syria Detains
1	1 Vote	This Cartoon About Fangirls Might Hit a Leeeettle Close to Striking a Deal With Some Seriously Messed Up Nightmares Avoided
1	1 Vote	How Do 1 in 5 Years for Tumblr "Joke"
1	1 Vote	The 32 Nerdiest Jokes of All Time Travel's
1	1 Vote	And Now, Here's Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing
1	1 Vote	Torture and Us Postal