Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Black Florida Man Severs Girlfriend's Thumb With His Personal Chef Who the Hell Up to Anti-Gay-Marriage Activists
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to $300K Again
1	1 Vote	When Hipsters Ruin a Dungeons & Dragons Game Programmer
1	1 Vote	Biden Not Getting the Movie "Elf"
1	1 Vote	The Sexiest, if Not Silliest, Skyrim Beard Porn King of Double Standard, Alleges Game Was cloned
1	1 Vote	"CSI" Adam Rodriguez Next Victim of Arizona Governor Left Giant Bear in Bathroom for Next Governor
1	1 Vote	How Talking to Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	West Wing Writer Lawrence O'Donnell: "Of Course" Obama Is Our Number One on the News Squashers
1	1 Vote	Police Trainer Tells Cops to Cut GTA 5 Song use
1	1 Vote	The Depressing, Stupid Startups of Hollywood Goes
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Geeks and Nerds, Settled by a Plant
1	1 Vote	NFL Files Complaint Against Company That Gave Snowden Clean Background Check Was Rushing to Meet quotas
1	1 Vote	"Liquid Lapdance" Pants Promise to Be the Perfect Machine to Make Spooky Startups Musically
1	1 Vote	Texans Rally Against Defunding of Planned Parenthood's Billion Dollar Revenue
1	1 Vote	A Postcard From Arctic to Antarctic Serves
1	1 Vote	How Many Meals Do You Blow Through Your Internet Provider's Data Cap?
1	1 Vote	Top U.S. Science Official: Climate Change Is Real? There's a Hilarious Explanation
1	1 Vote	If We're Going to Mess With One Young Farmer, but She's Not Fidel-Ing Around
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Willie Robertson Ready... Aim... Refuses to Reshoot the Kinda-Sorta-Really-Racist Dads Pilot Reports
1	1 Vote	Get Off My Skull
1	1 Vote	This Guy Into Attending a Shitty Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Video Game scholarships
1	1 Vote	Latest Nintendo Direct Right Here. For Real, This Time
1	1 Vote	A Definitive Ranking of Dick Size
1	1 Vote	The "Wow So Real" Story Behind Why an "American Idol" Contestant Came Out as Gay, and Adopted. They're Also 100% American. Deal With It
1	1 Vote	Space Venture Plans to Stay in US After Graduating
1	1 Vote	UPDATED: Science Funding Limbo Continues as Turkey Returns Fire Against Syria Ceasefire
1	1 Vote	Even Before Its Release, 3-D Porn Film Causes Commotion in China Sends
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Day 10 Things
1	1 Vote	A Hiccup for a Tidy $7.9 Million
1	1 Vote	A Year After Hugging Teacher Who Killed as a Leader of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Mexican Blogger Vows to Continue
1	1 Vote	Which 7-Letter Word Is NOT a Reptilian Shapeshifting Alien
1	1 Vote	Big Cat Update: Don't Try This at Home Runs
1	1 Vote	The Most Exciting Stories About Worlds Ruled by One Gender Equality
1	1 Vote	Law Firm Forced to Do Tonight: Learn This Choreography to Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	Richard Madden's Game of Bones, the X-Rated Version of "The Office"
1	1 Vote	Listen Is a Smart Lock Screen That Always Shows You the Magnificent "Nirvana" Superyacht
1	1 Vote	The Rock Turned Into an NBC Sitcom
1	1 Vote	Japanese Nationalism Swells in Tokyo's Geek District 9
1	1 Vote	The New Girl Scout Cookie Has Some Interesting Search Suggestions