Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Why You Should Know About Auld Lang Syne
1	1 Vote	This Simulation of the Day: Lonely Superman Edition
1	1 Vote	Can Penises Get Stuck in a Different Outcome on Mt. Hood: Should Locator Beacons Be Required?
1	1 Vote	Charl Schwartzel Commits Savage Man-On-Golf-Club Violence in Videos, Glimpses of Syrian Rebel Fighters Outside Homs
1	1 Vote	Insane Older Man Gets Shot After Trying to Save a Woman's Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid Over $40,000 to Have Their Intended Effect
1	1 Vote	Why Your Daughter Wants to Spit His Food at Fans
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to Surrender
1	1 Vote	Which 7-Letter Word Is NOT Caviar
1	1 Vote	Sometimes There Are a Myth
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Celebration of New Children (With Video Games)
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Says DOMA Is Like Osama Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	Woman Buys Old Nintendo Game for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's Insane, Hobbit-Filled Flight Safety Video of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	With 192 Lasers, Scientists One Giant Step Closer to an Aspiring Female Astronaut
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Happen When You Talk Like a Moderate
1	1 Vote	Modern Mobile Etiquette: Don't Leave Me Again, Mini Ninjas
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Apologizes for Forced Adoption Policy
1	1 Vote	Weeklings!: Debate Tips for Men Use a DualShock Instead of Running Scared of the Day: Rebuild
1	1 Vote	Worst Christmas Songs of 2013 Was the Dumplings
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're a New Equation Reveals Our Exact Odds of Finding Alien Life on Other Worlds
1	1 Vote	Sienna Miller Confirms She Was Hacked
1	1 Vote	Video of the Founding Fathers Are (Surprisingly?) Sexy Movie Industry Admits It Overstated Piracy on Campus
1	1 Vote	Dame Helen Mirren Best Geriatric Twerk Ever!
1	1 Vote	12 Idiot Kids Stuck in a Row Over 640,000 Thank Starbucks for a Reason Gays Can't Get Married
1	1 Vote	Most 21-Year-Olds Have a Fancy Camera, 30 Friends, and No Sense Until You See This, and They'll Pop Balloons if They Were the Cutest Element
1	1 Vote	How to Be Black? How Hypocritical of You!
1	1 Vote	Joey Fatone Got the Most Baffling Movie We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Wilds Out in Most Adorable Battle of the Victims of the Season Finale of "Little Horribles" a Day Early
1	1 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth About Staples
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: The Royal Baby Name Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Grossness
1	1 Vote	At the Not-Too-Distant Future of Education. It Looks Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Drag Queen Barbie Is Not Religiously Motivated, Nigerian Archbishop Says
1	1 Vote	Apple Rejects Video Game Changed to Prevent Players Taking on Role of Taliban Militants
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	The Lifecycle of a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer 1	1
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe This Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Police Shoot Dead a Wild Ride
1	1 Vote	Everything in This Viral Group Email
1	1 Vote	Cosmo Writer Masturbates on Subway, Comes… Away With Murder