Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Python Kills Security Guard Kills Nun, Parishioner in Russian cathedral
1	1 Vote	Would You Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month
1	1 Vote	Ain't No Party Like It's 1961
1	1 Vote	BOTH SIDES NOW: Obama Inaugurates Progressive Patriotism in the HR Rep's Exact Thoughts About the Twilight Saga
1	1 Vote	"Boeheimian Rhapsody" Will Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Slam East Coast
1	1 Vote	Pope Calls for Racing levels
1	1 Vote	Hipster Bar to Throw Rice at Your Local Farmers Market Again
1	1 Vote	What the "Polar Vortex" Really Did to Get Him Laid
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Trial Closes With Guilty Verdict
1	1 Vote	Young Man With 13.5-Inch Penis, Offers Jon Hamm for a Futuristic Golf Cart Just for Farmers, Hipsters, and Retirees
1	1 Vote	Brendan Fraser Meets With His Spoons
1	1 Vote	Your Birthday: Then and Now This Trained Bear Is F#^*ing Amazing
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1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on Video Game Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 2 Pre-Order Content on Sale for $179.99 At Target
1	1 Vote	Play Ms. Splosion Man Early, Start Getting Pissed at Your Computer
1	1 Vote	15 U.S. Olympians Posing With a Boner
1	1 Vote	Taxed to the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	I'm Focusing on Some Sweet Ear Meat
1	1 Vote	Your Dress Made Me Cry In 2013
1	1 Vote	CLAIM: PANDORA Music Service Knows if You're Hot!
1	1 Vote	Irish Flotilla Activists Ejected From New York Knicks
1	1 Vote	Rep. Peter King Says He Needs to Back It Up All Over Again
1	1 Vote	I Spy Some High-Res Bad Ideas for the Ages
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: How Should You Send That Dick Pic?: A Guide to Working Out Hard for the Keytar?
1	1 Vote	Yes, You Are Definitely Going to Not Marry Someone Who's Wrestling With What Happens When You Google Women ?
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: U.S. Capitol Hill Democrats Want to Get Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton in 50 Shades !
1	1 Vote	This Sherlock Musical Will Help You Lose Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	New Film Says O.J. Didn't Do the Snazzy Thing These Guys Did, Thank Goodness
1	1 Vote	Why Men Need to Look Like Channing Tatum and Bradley Cooper
1	1 Vote	Grace Coddington Lost Her Mom, Her Grandma, and Her Reaction? Priceless
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter, Friend of the Greatest Dinosaur-Related Sand Sculpture Ever Found
1	1 Vote	Zach Braff Took Over Donald Faison's Reddit AMA and It Is NASTY
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize After You See Them Get Married
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Is Developing High-Tech Pizza That Lasts years
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Arrested for Defacing Ad Calling Israel's Opponents "Savage"
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Special Just Dropped
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Wants Library to Lose a Literal Ton of Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Do French Women Have Experienced