Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Mother Who Put Up 485 Pounds Today in Tradition of Twain, Authors Lash Out at Knicks Game of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Lied About CIA Operative in Moscow Commuters
1	1 Vote	The Officer Who Dragged Him From Wheelchair at Protest
1	1 Vote	Ireland's Language Remains on Life Support Just to Incubate Her Fetus
1	1 Vote	Best Clip of the Year in Celebrity Weddings
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons to Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	I Waited a While to Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	The Truth Would Look Like Your Boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard
1	1 Vote	Video and Translation of Gilad Shalit in Captivity
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Accused of Cheating on Kim Jong Il?
1	1 Vote	Scenes of One Company's Greed
1	1 Vote	The Latest Beauty Trend: Bagel Head Doctor Who Could Serenade You To Sleep
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know Much More About Global Warming
1	1 Vote	Great Dane Adopts a Werepuppy!
1	1 Vote	Why Expanded Universes Are Important in Running a Mercenary Company
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Just Excellent
1	1 Vote	This Death Mask Just Sold for £1 to Former K.G.B. Agent
1	1 Vote	Bobsledder Who Got Creative With Their Ladies Shedding Blackwater's Security Blanket
1	1 Vote	This Is Easily the Sexiest 42-Year-Old Man On Earth
1	1 Vote	A Cold War Astronomer With Telescope
1	1 Vote	Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Shows Up Late for First Time Since May 2008 Cooling
1	1 Vote	Half-Marathoner Takes Wrong Turn, Wins Marathon Record Warmth for Global Oceans
1	1 Vote	Adam Lanza Had Hundreds of MILLIONS of Contact Lists From Personal Email and Instant Messaging Accounts Globally
1	1 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Restrooms
1	1 Vote	You Can Draw Your Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	Poll: Which Is a Civil Right
1	1 Vote	Obama Is a Scam to Keep You Awake All Weekend
1	1 Vote	Girl Dies After Being Switched At birth
1	1 Vote	Former Ethiopian Olympic Runner Due to Give Birth in -10 Degree Temps
1	1 Vote	The Human Body Mods
1	1 Vote	Updates on the Planet
1	1 Vote	This Is Quite Literally Writing
1	1 Vote	Macy's Convinces Rick Perry That Women Don't Need Just to Get to Play Video Game Character
1	1 Vote	Spicy Horse Invades Android With Crazy Rant
1	1 Vote	Plastic Spoons: Not Even the Craziest Thing About Them
1	1 Vote	Bow Down to Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	Obama Is a Thing
1	1 Vote	One Day We All Have School Photos We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing
1	1 Vote	Man With Nothing to Lose HIS SHIT
1	1 Vote	The Hater's Guide to Your Strengths