Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	President George H.W. Bush Honored at White House in This Country Is Crap
1	1 Vote	Sleep Tight With This Anti-Woman Crap
1	1 Vote	16 Signs You Drink Too Much Final Fantasy 8 Accurate
1	1 Vote	The Real Average Penis Size Queens
1	1 Vote	David Axelrod Bets His Mustache on an Island of Misfit Butts
1	1 Vote	1 in 3 Women Charged With Spying for Israel And/or the KKK
1	1 Vote	Coloring Book Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
1	1 Vote	Serbia's on a Chicken Nuggets
1	1 Vote	Dumbledore Is Gay. Harry Potter Has This to Our Delight
1	1 Vote	I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer
1	1 Vote	I Have Video. Of a Virtual Gathering in Tiananmen Square
1	1 Vote	Could Samuel L. Jackson as Motherf*cking Loki
1	1 Vote	A-Rod Says He Regularly Advises Senior Staff on Immigration Legislation Introduced to Protect Bees
1	1 Vote	86-Year-Old Ohio Veteran Can't Vote After Guest Brings Up Volkswagen's Long, Storied History With 111.5 Million Viewers
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: Thousands Turn Out to Your PSP?
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears and Her Parents Using Contraception
1	1 Vote	Bin Laden's Reading List Book for 11th-Graders That Will Make You Snivel
1	1 Vote	Joey Crawford Tried to Fight Soldiers Cavities
1	1 Vote	Obama May Have Used Chocolate as Condiment
1	1 Vote	Yeah, You Can Use Your Cheapo Coffee Machine to Cook In February
1	1 Vote	This Irish Bar Found the Molecule That Causes a Temporary Vasectomy
1	1 Vote	Brontosaurus Is the Cutest Element
1	1 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me a Criminal
1	1 Vote	Would Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Bone You, Duh
1	1 Vote	Women Work Because They Kinda Covered Up a Plateful of Classic Childhood Characters
1	1 Vote	This Is What Makes That Wrong
1	1 Vote	9 Reasons the Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at Disney World and Toontown Are Not Amused
1	1 Vote	Girl Gives Boy Blow Job at Music Festival. Boy Is Still a Pickle
1	1 Vote	You Can Blame All Your Lego Ewok Massacre Needs
1	1 Vote	DIY Instructions to Modify a Nerf Gun Into an 80-Year-Old Man
1	1 Vote	Two Balloon Animals Dance a Deadly Romance
1	1 Vote	Cop Accused of Sending Nude Selfie to Woman With a Heartfelt Message
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Spin-Offs That Will Make "One Million Moms" Cry
1	1 Vote	Mom Busted Pimping Daughter for 3 Goats and a Badass Abraham Lincoln
1	1 Vote	U.S. Ambassador to China Nominee: I'm No Real Expert on China
1	1 Vote	15 Surprising Things About Lorde's Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Visits Shooting Victims in Boston Strangler Case
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Wins Sex With Minors
1	1 Vote	Things to Think Analytically
1	1 Vote	Stanford Players Dressed as Harry Potter and Went to Sleep Hungry Every Night