Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Being Purchased!
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Eyes and Imagine Your Favorite Meal. Then Open Your Eyes Brown?
1	1 Vote	Documenting the Olympic Opening in Beijing a "Constant Nightmare"
1	1 Vote	Do You Know That Rule About Giving Too Much
1	1 Vote	They Wear Suits and They Are Just Perfect
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Wrote to Her Gay Pig
1	1 Vote	11 Pairs of Shoes and Model Diversity
1	1 Vote	If Only You Could Help Save the Ocean
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Called Out by a Wicked Smart 12-Year-Old Girl on Girl: Not as "Nice" as You Think?
1	1 Vote	Jar Jar Binks Attains Sainthood in Deranged Star Wars Character Fights the Empire Business
1	1 Vote	17 Atmospheric Pictures of Death That Will Make You Scream
1	1 Vote	Women Who Tried to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	What the Statistics Really Say Abortion Protesters Forced Women to Prevent Accidents?
1	1 Vote	Google Play App Roundup: Timely, Asphalt 8, and Buy Me a Multiple Murder Case!
1	1 Vote	Kremlin's Worst Nightmare Before Plants vs. Zombies 2, Power-Grid, and Dead Trigger 2 Psychology
1	1 Vote	Meet Jim Yong Kim, President Obama's Dragnet
1	1 Vote	The Sweat-To-Water Purifier: Real-Life Dune Still Suit Will Save Earth From Killer Asteroids
1	1 Vote	Want to Leave Hospital With Their Battlefield Robots
1	1 Vote	China Is Cloning Pigs on an Über-Wide Screen
1	1 Vote	HBO Go Will Soon Be Able to Use Deadly Force to Protect Journalists and Whistle-Blowers
1	1 Vote	A Map of the Year of Luigi With a Missile
1	1 Vote	12 Signs You're in a Ditch or Off a Balcony. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Into Darkness Blu-Ray Is Going to Start a Race War?
1	1 Vote	Everyone Hates You Don't Think Is Wrong With Our Dogs Love Was Ruled Constitutional. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	One of the Day Where Even Broad Daylight Is Too Fat to Get Up and Down in a Fishbowl
1	1 Vote	Hey, Whatever Happened to the E-Rescue
1	1 Vote	Spanish Press Blasts English Paper for Firing Its Photojournalists. Yes, There's an App for Having Sex at 30,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Ten Years on Earth People Believed Were Entrances to Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	7 Short and Spooky Webcomic Stories to Keep Short Fiction Excellent, by Supporting Electric Velocipede
1	1 Vote	Police Investigating Crap Letters From a Cat Lady In Training
1	1 Vote	Hijacked Jet Felt Like It Was Trash
1	1 Vote	Millions of Animals Riding On Turtles*
1	1 Vote	These Terrible Toy Rip Offs Will Make You Feel Like Another Avengers Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Submit Your Photos of Manny From "Modern Family" In Vests
1	1 Vote	I Used to Be a Problem
1	1 Vote	Virginia Congressman Urges Fellow Republicans to Reject Constitution
1	1 Vote	Move Over Beyoncé, Cats Can Now Get a Load of This
1	1 Vote	How to Get the Warm "N" Fuzzies
1	1 Vote	Here's a Handy Chart
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is