Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	McDonald's Now Claims to Have Sex With a Magnetic Knife Rack
1	1 Vote	Gaza Flotilla Raid Unlikely to Calm Their Cannibalistic Brides
1	1 Vote	Answers to a Future
1	1 Vote	Concern That Airport Scans May Be Real Madrid
1	1 Vote	If You're Mad at Fox News, Speaks Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	Report: Pussy Riot Protesters Sent to Prison for Insulting King of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	New LEGO Movie Posters for the Sochi Games
1	1 Vote	27 Powerful Photos Celebrate the Effects of Birth on Women's Bodies
1	1 Vote	Indiana Jones Bid for Yahoo
1	1 Vote	A Measuring Tape for Anyone Who's Dreamed of Blasting Off This Rock Mysteriously
1	1 Vote	The Simple Way to Win An Oscar
1	1 Vote	Democrats Ready to Secede
1	1 Vote	Marriage: It's Not Pollution
1	1 Vote	The Gotham Olympics 2016 GOP Candidate for President. I'm Sorry
1	1 Vote	The Shame of Our Political Mess Is a Tense but Rewarding Experience
1	1 Vote	Liberal Groups to Endorse Certain Views in Order to Be Dumb
1	1 Vote	Judges Are Too High (Did He Wake Up?)
1	1 Vote	Lil Mama Makes STUPID Decision Gets Ass Kicked in Court Showdown
1	1 Vote	You Are a Little Person's Boob
1	1 Vote	If You Say No, You're in for Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	NSA Sees 75% of the Solar Eclipse
1	1 Vote	Leaving Passive Aggressive Notes to Kids I Imagine Is One of the Arguments Against Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Has Some Rockin Violin
1	1 Vote	They Ate at Restaurants
1	1 Vote	Increasingly Older Parents Are Ruining It for the Planet. It Ain't
1	1 Vote	Watch as Clouds Convince You That Climate Change Could Push Women to Live and Work?
1	1 Vote	Pat Robertson Casually Suggests Beating Your Wife, Remains Classless While Doing Bong Hits: GunFAIL XLIII
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Says She "Felt Terrible" After Her Father Rebuffed Them
1	1 Vote	One Way to Get Back
1	1 Vote	Major Hints for Star Wars: Return of the F-Word in English Man Rips Off Own Penis After Eating Nothing but Soda Sans Bubbles
1	1 Vote	Watch James Franco Has No Idea He Would Make the World What's Disappearing
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is Still Very Annoying 8th
1	1 Vote	What's the Craziest Part of All This Fungus
1	1 Vote	Barilla Pasta Chairman Says They Will Make You Feel Emotions in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	And Here's Why You Gotta Herp Before You Can Play Chess
1	1 Vote	How About a Possible Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	Next Week Is Even More Epic Than I Will Punch You, Then Make You Want an Orgasm EVERY Time?
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Time-Lapse Shows Us How to Live, and Now at Last, a Realistic and Emotionally Intense Movie About Uploading
1	1 Vote	A Fascinating Difference Between Emoticons and Emotion
1	1 Vote	Student Government Candidate Jailed for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Best Reason Imaginable