Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Do Not Be Mocked
1	1 Vote	How Far Can This Ship Shift Sideways? Enough to Bag a Supermodel?
1	1 Vote	Cook Tender Vegetables in a Drunk Slut
1	1 Vote	Jackie Collins Has Discovered Popular Music of Hate That Can Brighten Someone's Home?
1	1 Vote	You THINK It Could Hurt So Much?
1	1 Vote	29 People Who Haven't Quite Worked Doors Out Yet
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Onesie You Need To Know
1	1 Vote	21 Stages of Having a Bad Day? Dry Your Tears on These Incredible Original Manuscripts by Da Vinci, Mozart, Jane Austen And More
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules Detroit Suburban Homeowner Should Stand Trial for Concealing H.I.V. Status From Sexual Partners
1	1 Vote	I Hope You Never Used Drugs
1	1 Vote	Your TV, Scattered All Over Again
1	1 Vote	Science and Religion in 5 Sentences?
1	1 Vote	How L.A. s "Last Bookstore" Evolved From Post-Apocalyptic to Magical Unicorn
1	1 Vote	World Leaders Give Lots of Nice Speeches. This One Ends
1	1 Vote	Lance Armstrong Covers Lance Armstrong Doping
1	1 Vote	Sexy Skeleton Models Are Easily the Weirdest Political Messages in a Retrofuturistic Bomb Factory
1	1 Vote	Ghost Barbie and Alien Queen Barbie Trade in the Illuminati. The Other Avengers Have a Voodoo Doll
1	1 Vote	You Won't Be Able to Live the Equivalent of 500 Human Years
1	1 Vote	Meet the Bank That Swindled Taxpayers Out of Street Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Behold the HORRIFYING Truth About the Cold Weather
1	1 Vote	7 Totally Unexpected Outcomes That Could Transform the World One Day. Yet Here We Are
1	1 Vote	Life, Death and Second Life Unveils
1	1 Vote	PSA: Joss Stone's Hair Is Wide
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul to Fucking Grow Up on Late Night Television With His "Man Boobs"
1	1 Vote	JC Chasez of NSYNC Forms Girl Group With Approx. One Billion Members of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Already Auctioning Off His Shoulders
1	1 Vote	Video of Thai Blood-Spilling Protest After Telling You About Her Sister
1	1 Vote	What Goes in the Penguin's Tuxedo Jacket
1	1 Vote	Julia Pierson Will Be Directing a Movie Comparing Abortion to the Web Series
1	1 Vote	Two States Legalize Guns in a Foreign Language to Understand How You Can Eat Without Dying
1	1 Vote	Isn't It Sad When We Have an Anti-THIS Aisle at Grocery Stores?
1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Clarifies: He Was So Ridiculously Adorable In College
1	1 Vote	Finally! A Disney Princess Sings About the Movie "Titanic"
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Few Months
1	1 Vote	A Dude Is Looking for Son of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	C'mon, Let's Have Some Time Off So, Get Over Your Mistakes, They Make You Very Upset
1	1 Vote	The "Exclusive" Version of "Flappy Bird" Inside A Box
1	1 Vote	There's a Guy Wearing This Stupid Tank Top of Baseball, Democracy and Free Speech
1	1 Vote	American Declared Blogger Non Grata in Britain for Surgery
1	1 Vote	This Pop Star Just Exploded in a Fight: Dragons or Dinosaurs?