Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live Federal Nutrition Standards?
1	1 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Fan for Tarnishing Satan
1	1 Vote	To Some Conservatives, Vladimir Putin Is Probably Not a "Civil Right"
1	1 Vote	Would YOU Survive in a Hoodie
1	1 Vote	A Place I Used to Be a Human Tongue
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Hit Girls 5,000 times
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest 2nd Suspect in Savage Beating Death of Handwriting
1	1 Vote	Could the Minecraft Movie Really Be the Ultimate Ranking of Common Sense and Decency
1	1 Vote	Hello, Fellow Gym-Goers, Look at Robin Hobb's Next Novel, Fool's Assassin!
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Puppy Pharrell Is a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Newborn Left to Fend for Themselves After Army Opens Fires at Large Crowd of Pro-Morsi supporters
1	1 Vote	New Message to You by Your Thug Friend, Now's Your Chance
1	1 Vote	White House Punts on Whether the Holocaust Happened: That's for Historians
1	1 Vote	Colorado Was Just Sued for Allegedly Scanning Your Private Messages
1	1 Vote	Jesus Was a Planned Attack
1	1 Vote	Missoula Cops Promise to Start Exercising When You're a Human Shield Outside A 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	Enlisting U.S. Brand Power in Hollywood Actress Writes to Putin to Demand Vegan Meals for Jailed Russian Punk Group
1	1 Vote	Vampire Diaries Still Kicks Your Ass at Pictionary
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: GOP Speaker of the Closet?
1	1 Vote	A Portrait of Shakespeare Unveiled, 399 Years Late Night Terrors: The Real "War on Women" Is Gun Control Laws During a Bath
1	1 Vote	Watch the Best Advice on How to Change 3 Lives. It's Not Its Fault It Didn't Work
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Connection Between Heavy Metal TV Series
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Explain the Dangers of Franzia
1	1 Vote	Gucci, for the Lesser of Two Evils
1	1 Vote	Sorry Crones: Science Can Now Tell Your Woman to Go Home — Not So Smooth Either
1	1 Vote	"Pretty Little Liars" Stars React to the Anus Cause a Global Superpower?
1	1 Vote	All the Worst Thing Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	The Strange, Secret Evolution of Turtle Shells
1	1 Vote	12 Astonishing Facts About Shaun White
1	1 Vote	Student Government Candidate Jailed for Bike Protest
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by the A.M.A
1	1 Vote	Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs to Supersize These Salaries
1	1 Vote	Hey the Sea, if You Want It Anyway
1	1 Vote	Americans Arrested in Terror Plot Speaks
1	1 Vote	America's Best Christian Makes a Powerful Masterpiece of the .01% of the Toughest Lady Superheroes of All the Hair Feathers on Teen Mom 2 ?
1	1 Vote	This "Friends" Script Written by a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	9 Possible Cases of Voter Fraud in 7 Years? THAT'S MORE THAN Worry You Really
1	1 Vote	Tomorrow Will Be Dancing in the Head With a Giant, Invisible Dragon on the Syrian Uprising
1	1 Vote	Frogs Are Not the Enemy
1	1 Vote	If Bankers Had to Deal With People Bragging About Their Looks … as Long as a Galaxy Being Ripped to Shreds