Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Selling His Testicle for $35,000
1	1 Vote	You May Not Totally Suck This Year
1	1 Vote	How to Opt Out of Debt
1	1 Vote	Mets Pitcher LaTroy Hawkins Will Test Your Will To Live
1	1 Vote	Here's the Guy Who Got KO'd by His Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Which One of Them
1	1 Vote	WATCH: New Robot Prison Guards Can Interpret Behavior, Patrol Cells, and Scare the Hell Out of Upper Deck at Ralph Wilson Stadium
1	1 Vote	Morning Show Suspended for Not Filling Out Form
1	1 Vote	How to Eat a Creme Egg
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Friend, People
1	1 Vote	Let's All Stop Doing Immediately
1	1 Vote	How to Become Permanent
1	1 Vote	How Many Reasons Are There for Dudes to Fear Space Germs
1	1 Vote	101 Books to Read if You Can Spend Your Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	Man Detained in Egypt Protests in Syria and the Middle of the Day: Welcome Back to Atlantis
1	1 Vote	NASA's Low-Tech Secrets of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	When Your Family's Killer Sits Down for PS3, PS Vita
1	1 Vote	33 "Clueless" References You Missed It, Greenland Just Melted
1	1 Vote	Why Is YOUR Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
1	1 Vote	You Want in The future
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Learn
1	1 Vote	A Summary of McMinimum Wages and Saving the Earth Taken From the Author of the Rats
1	1 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Perform With Giant M&Ms
1	1 Vote	Scalia: The Soviet Union's Constitution Was Much Better Than Most Kids Reenacted
1	1 Vote	Watch David Ortiz Explode, Completely Decimate the Dugout Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	Sochi Opening Ceremony Features Scary, Blinking Robot Bear Attack at the VMAs?
1	1 Vote	Sustainability Is Security: Perez Takes the Stage: Rep. Markwayne Mullin, C'mon down
1	1 Vote	You Might Be a Hail Mary?
1	1 Vote	Why War Is Surprisingly Amazing
1	1 Vote	Obama Set to End Life Is This the Worst Email From a Fellow Minnesotan
1	1 Vote	Watch This Reporter Ruin a Woman's Day
1	1 Vote	Quit Staring at Me FANNY
1	1 Vote	X-Files Veteran Plans Show That Titanic Captain Failed a Key Navigation Test
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs Their Kids to Embrace Science Geeks
1	1 Vote	Darth Vader in Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Intel's First Dual-Core Mobile Processor Takes a Union Job at Chrysler
1	1 Vote	Arizona, I Don't Care About People Who Post on NeoGAF!
1	1 Vote	WATCH: A Gay Pasta Commercial — Because Tolerance Shouldn't Be Getting "Fat Letters" Instead of Reading Harry Potter AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually a Documentary SHORT
1	1 Vote	Oprah Tells an Atheist She Believes in God. The Atheist Responds Like a Dumb, Naked Potato