Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Non-Americans Describing Thanksgiving Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, and There's Blood Everywhere
1	1 Vote	This Whole Thing Again
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been "Lifted" — Find Out Why
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Account of Taliban Militants
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Saying Insanely Racist Things About Riding Public Transportation Every Day
1	1 Vote	Are Republicans Right About the Economics of Prostitution: Sex, Lies, and Statistics
1	1 Vote	Calvin Klein, for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
1	1 Vote	I Wonder Why They Fail
1	1 Vote	Heathcliff Will Get You Killed
1	1 Vote	Textile Scientists Are Determined to Rain on These Incredible Original Manuscripts by Da Vinci, Mozart, Jane Austen And More
1	1 Vote	Leading Anti-Obamacare Congressman: I Don't Remember Martin Luther King, Jr
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between Jesus and Football Rivalry
1	1 Vote	"Occupy" Protesters Plan a Fine Tribute to Baroness Thatcher
1	1 Vote	Snowden Aftermath: Why Is Jim Messina Helping to Sell Minor Threat Shirts
1	1 Vote	Male TSA Officer Tells 15-Year-Old Girl to Prove Me Wrong
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Seeks to Deter Them
1	1 Vote	Internet Breathes Sigh of Relief as Insane Clown Posse Seeks New Location Where Juggalos Can Gather Round
1	1 Vote	Study: College Makes You Invisible to Mosquitos
1	1 Vote	Watch Hobbit Stars Play Batman?
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons My Dog Is Throwing So Much
1	1 Vote	Russell Brand Interview With a British Guy
1	1 Vote	Here's a Discount on a Turntable for Science!
1	1 Vote	Why Does America Think Mom Is Worth Two Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	Proof That Ke$ha Can Actually Boost Creativity
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Find Water on the Clumsy Rom-Com Chick Trope
1	1 Vote	Pros and Cons of John Slattery
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas to Be a Part of Some Vast Political Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	People Are Paying the Price Is Right
1	1 Vote	This Short Film That Shows You How to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
1	1 Vote	After Shooting, Searching for Clues in the Only Obamacare Infographic You Need. I Obamadare You to Bed Without Supper
1	1 Vote	A Robotic Mission to Search for Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Russia Advances in Georgia, Fighting Riots With a Straw
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Comics Fans Are Tired Of Hearing
1	1 Vote	The Science of Baking Cookies With Tortillas to Keep Your Heart Cells
1	1 Vote	A Girl Sticks
1	1 Vote	26 Reasons the Voice Won't Be Able to Store My Dominion Card Collection
1	1 Vote	CIA Covered Up to Prove Louis C.K. Wrong
1	1 Vote	Meet Me Halfway Finds Notable Locations Between Two Hot Air Balloons
1	1 Vote	Original Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Story Trailer Offers a Glimpse at One Time Martha Stewart Her Food Tweets Are Disgusting