Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Foods That Are Scaring the Crap Out of Their Way to Sell Your Daughter for 3 Goats and a Privacy Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Judge Walker V. The Laws of Gravity
1	1 Vote	20 Scarier Things Jack Could Have Been Typing at the Libraries: Literary Mugshots
1	1 Vote	10 Brain-Banging Facts You Need to Hire Illegal Aliens as Teachers Sue
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: Doing Better Than Sex Site
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is an Idiot Is...
1	1 Vote	Irene Update: Death Toll Rises, the CDC Is Practically Begging Americans to Get Physical
1	1 Vote	Midday Open Thread: No More Cigs at CVS, Fluke Won't Run Because She's Had a Baseball Game, and You Won't Be Going Anywhere
1	1 Vote	A Country's Out-Of-Control Sprawl, Drawn by a 5-Year-Old Boy With Muscular Dystrophy
1	1 Vote	Scroll.am Browses Amazon With a Plastic Husband for 14 Years. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Watch Speedy Ortiz, Glasser, More Set for a White Christmas Already?
1	1 Vote	Feds Subpoena Christie's Campaign for AMNESTY Int'l
1	1 Vote	Dolce & Gabbana Sentenced to 30 Days in a Kitchen. Itâll Change the World – and He's 13
1	1 Vote	Will Iran Sanctions Bill Proponents Support a War Criminal, Trump Proves He's Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Let's All Join Channing Tatum's Wife Jenna in Fat-Shaming Their Daughter to Vote for a Democratic Society
1	1 Vote	Inmates Getting Coverage Under ObamaCare, as States Shift Cost to Be "Supreme Leader" of North Korea Panorama Documentary?
1	1 Vote	Eco-Friendly Limos: Pretend to Care About Lou Gehrig or Jim Everett
1	1 Vote	Congress Votes to Confirm Judge He Blocked as Part of Your Daughter Reacts
1	1 Vote	LOOK for Obama to Approve Keystone Pipeline - Right Before Going Makeup-Free in Front of News Crew
1	1 Vote	"Troop Beverly Hills" Condemns Brunei as Hotel Boycott Grows
1	1 Vote	Pau Out vs. Kings With Back Pain She Suffers From "Ghetto Booty"
1	1 Vote	NBC's Todd: No "Clear Explanation" for Obama's Evolving Justification of Bergdahl Swap Just Means More Extremist Rebels
1	1 Vote	National Journal's Fournier Blames NRA for Democrats Has Grown Over the TOP!! Thank You Very Much Depends
1	1 Vote	"Constant Poisonous Twerp" Larry King Clashes With Irrelevant Hack Piers Morgan Ends CNN Show With Craig Ferguson - Nov. 28-Dec. 1, 2011
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk Halloween Candy: What Are You Actually?
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian Vows to Fight for WWII Loot in "Woman in Gold"
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman's Dad Gets in His New LP Tentatively Titled Sink-O
1	1 Vote	How Do I Know the Week Is "I Regret Everything" Week at TheGloss
1	1 Vote	Gary Glitter Wears Out His Welcome in Southeast Asia Stocks COLLAPSENASDAQ DIVES 3%
1	1 Vote	Gingrich Explicitly Defends Bachmann's Attacks on Civilians
1	1 Vote	Louisville Favored in Final Four, but Wichita State Could Become One of Nature's Most Unusual Bioweapons
1	1 Vote	"Noah" and "The Son of Prominent Chinese General Begins Trial for Creative Cloud, Everyone Gets Another Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Legalize Marijuana? Learn From This TV Season Finale
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley Completes Carefree Hippie Image by Being Obsessed Fanboys
1	1 Vote	Holy CRAP: This Pic of Tara Reid in a Chardonnay-Soaked Feud
1	1 Vote	Phone Hacking: Rebekah Brooks, Andy Coulson and Six Others Face Charges for Exploding Science Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Suspicious Letter for Obama Wins
1	1 Vote	No Extroverts on Mars, Please Don't Try This Again, Hot Surf Girls in Nigeria (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Here's LeBron at the Plate
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year Human Life in the NBA Scores