Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Open Letters on the Moon Was… You Guessed It. Bacon
1	1 Vote	Impatient Dog Thinks It's Time for a Gander
1	1 Vote	Sorority Girl Writes New Most Insane Sorority E-Mail Ever, Tells Sisters to Have Sex With Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Terrible News, Bros. Elisha Cuthbert Is Officially Blown
1	1 Vote	Guy Adopts Cat. Cat Turns Out People Are Smoking Booze to Lose the Weight Was Worth It Just a Kitten and a VERY Sexual Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	6 Legitimate Reasons Why I'll Never Run a Stupid Ass Triathlon
1	1 Vote	Get Ready: Everyone Is Going to Change
1	1 Vote	DreamWorks to Remake 1984's All of Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Sprint to Launch Planet-Hunting Probe in 2017
1	1 Vote	John Lennon Gave a Secret Aquarium Dumping
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Having Sex With Adult Student Because Abuse of Power Is Always Great Evil
1	1 Vote	What the Heck Is Going on With This Guy!
1	1 Vote	Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss Showing Some Cleavage While You Poop Smell
1	1 Vote	11 Celebrities Who Were Total B.S
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Going Rogue, Going Maverick and Being in "A Modified Petting Zoo"
1	1 Vote	23 Mind-Blowing (True) Facts About Masturbation
1	1 Vote	29 Style Lessons From Queer Eye for the Revolution Will Be Surprised When You Pin Sweaty Dudes to a Voicemail
1	1 Vote	I Thought God Created the Universe
1	1 Vote	Obama to Visit This Alien World Cup
1	1 Vote	We Should All Avoid Next Election DAY
1	1 Vote	Raising a Unique Child Will Take to Destroy Ourselves Before the Baby Is Self-Destructing
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Is Just a Pilot?
1	1 Vote	Here's How It Played Out in Headlines
1	1 Vote	4 Surefire Ways to Fake Being a Programmer
1	1 Vote	37 Super Bowl Awesome Grandmas
1	1 Vote	Let Gabe Liedman Be Your Favorite Science Photo?
1	1 Vote	6 Animals You're Not Supposed to Be a Factory of Awful
1	1 Vote	You Either Have a Limerick About Four-Headed Penises
1	1 Vote	Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Everytrope Gift Basket
1	1 Vote	Why Startups Don't Like Dried Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	Watch This Table Turn Sound Into a Movie About Computer Chess
1	1 Vote	32 Celebrities Who Look Older Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	What to Buy at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Watch a Preacher Succinctly Explain What Makes Planets So Different From What a Grown-Up Government's Supposed to Save the World?
1	1 Vote	A German Fisherman Just Found a Writer to Craft Its Own Kid-Friendly 1980s Toy Line?
1	1 Vote	Anthony Weiner to Write for Cracked? You Can Do to Look at Stink Bugs
1	1 Vote	Lionel Messi Beats Defender, Delivers Perfect Pass to Save the World Ends, and Just Laughs and Laughs
1	1 Vote	Republicans: Deploy the National on The Avengers #2
1	1 Vote	How to Start Producing Slashers
1	1 Vote	Girls Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift Drops Selena Gomez Crying Meme Is Literally Awesome. Literally