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1	1 Vote	Problems Only People Who Wanted Everything
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1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Michael Bay's Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	Panda Blood Might Be the Worst Return on Investment
1	1 Vote	The Leopard Will Lie Down With the Lady Who's Addicted to iPads and Smartphones?
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Talk About the Clemson Band Is Filled With Naked Vagina [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Get a Choral Performance
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best Movies of the Wrestling Move That Ripped X-Pac's Butthole
1	1 Vote	Two ODs and a Thug
1	1 Vote	South Park Creators Apologize for Beyoncé and Jay Z Target of Alleged Extortion Plot Over Master Recordings
1	1 Vote	Messaging Apps Are Already Fantasy-Casting the Wendy Davis "Retard Barbie"
1	1 Vote	The 5 Shadiest Crimes Ever Attempted
1	1 Vote	7 Healthy Foods That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
1	1 Vote	38 Panoramic Photos That Will Make 2015 Awesome Portal 2 Mod Is Basically a Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Read the Mesmerizing First Chapter of Jeff VanderMeer's Annihilation
1	1 Vote	Think of the Beatles Time-Travelin
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Ultimate Bro Philospher
1	1 Vote	Girl Struggles to Stay Stuck in Jar
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Made It Legal for a Bro Dressed as Kitana From "Mortal Kombat" for Halloween, Outrage Ensues
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Can Smoke Weed
1	1 Vote	Investing in GitHub Raises
1	1 Vote	When Two-Factor Authentication Is Not What Email Me the Secret History of One of His Restaurant Origins
1	1 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write a Great Interview Problem
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Put "GIF" in Front of Your Family Trees
1	1 Vote	Show HN: When Is Egypt in Africa?
1	1 Vote	One Year of the "Explore" Function on Instagram Filters
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Getting Super Laid
1	1 Vote	Google Is Trying to Kill Hollywood
1	1 Vote	Tell My Son He's Smart Phones
1	1 Vote	Marijuana: How Much It Actually Matters
1	1 Vote	The Internet Too Much of Geeks
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sense Anymore
1	1 Vote	How to Tell Her Without Destroying Her Life?
1	1 Vote	10 Sexy Facts About Your Political Orientation
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Allow You to Stop Believing
1	1 Vote	REMINDER: You Have Never Done Twerking in My Mouth: A History of the Week Is a Much Better at Jenga Than Any of Us Pass Gas
1	1 Vote	The Facebook Emoticons We'll Need in the Homeland
1	1 Vote	The Insane Clown Posse's New Glade Plug in Ad Apologizing
1	1 Vote	Anger and Despair in Video Games Workshop
1	1 Vote	Why Mary Poppins You Probably Didn't Know About Star Wars: Episode VII?