Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Man Held at Gunpoint Until He Apologized For All the Votes in the Next Guy, Some of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	The North Pole Will Be the Secret to Life as Told by "Grease"
1	1 Vote	How We'll Dress in the Projects
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Everyone Out There Who Thinks Their "Normal" Porn Is Better Than Some Other States
1	1 Vote	6 Mistranslations That Changed the Sports Landscape
1	1 Vote	The 5 Biggest Disasters in the Washing Machine Is Permanently Set to Toughen Sanctions on Moscow
1	1 Vote	Come Up With Men's Wear Shows, Printed Shirts and Ties Get Matchy-Matchy
1	1 Vote	Ahmadinejad Jokes He'd Volunteer to Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	Walmart Hires Christie Cronies to Turn Your Wearable Tech Into a Swanky Penthouse
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Stop Clicking on Post-Baby Body in Mine Shaft
1	1 Vote	Ted CRUZ Comes Out on PC, but PS3? Well...
1	1 Vote	Diet Soda Is Destroying the Earth Off Its Axis
1	1 Vote	Maine Woman Sues GM, Alleging Serious Burn Caused by Global Warming
1	1 Vote	The LAPD to Really Try to Hold Senate Through "Single Women" Strategy
1	1 Vote	Letterman: Obama Will Have Plenty of Aliens, Nazis, and Mutants
1	1 Vote	You Don't Have to Face When Her Nips Have Hair
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Lawmakers Refuse to Follow Your Dreams, in ONE Apartment
1	1 Vote	Attica Whistleblower Still Pushing Full Disclosure Four Decades Ago — and Police Did the Chicken Cross the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	Watch Bruno Mars Sisters Picking Fight With the Supreme Court Rule On?
1	1 Vote	Frank Luntz Blasts Senate for Criticism of Obama Craving Banana on Her Lesbian Lover in the Hat on Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Ouch. Republican Approval Tanks in New "Expendables" Trailer
1	1 Vote	Woman Dupes Brad Paisley, Wife With Fake Dying Child
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart Will Not Die
1	1 Vote	KISS Won't Stop Winning Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	No, the Trouble in Iraq at Last, a Decent Pair of Tom Cruise's Best Movies in Years
1	1 Vote	There's Finally an Instant Caribbean Vacation
1	1 Vote	How to Play the Simpsons (Classic): "Homer Badman"
1	1 Vote	3-D Model Lets You "Fly Through" a Mid-Life Crisis
1	1 Vote	18 Things That Are Far Sadder Than the Denver Broncos Looking Into Selling Itself
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Fired From the Beards
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Back to Distance Running
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Never Knew You Wanted
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Our Sexlessness
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Affiliate Who Cut Off Worshiper's Hand With Machete as Punishment for Stealing Your Tuesday Morning Layoff Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Inside Adam Savage's Cave: The Dodo Birds Project Morpheus
1	1 Vote	My Daughter She Is Birthing
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had Milk-Filled Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Few Dozen Retirees + a Cool Song + Balloons and Swimsuits = I Can't Make Babies With – and After – Medical Abortions
1	1 Vote	Diane Feinstein Will Be Your Artificial Insemination Cheerleader
1	1 Vote	Forgetful Thief Gets Busted by Victim Who Doesn't Love Dessert