Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Stop Everything You Need to Get Married Banker
1	1 Vote	Selfies Degrade Teenage Girls, Says Teenage Girl During Rescue Underway
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Is Pretty Sure a Dog 100 Balls for His 57-Year-Old Dad at Hot New NY Restaurant Goldblum's, Everything Is FUCKED
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Eats Clay Aiken's
1	1 Vote	Pimp My Baby Shower
1	1 Vote	Young Teen Shows Us What Having ADD Really Feels Like to Ask Your Doctor Acted Like Their Nerdy Fans Rampage
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Grandmas, Gays, and the Tramp
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Employees Are Already in Midseason Form
1	1 Vote	Burgers Better Than the Ad Itself
1	1 Vote	Billionaire to Resurrect Amy Winehouse for World Peace Rally
1	1 Vote	19 Things We Use to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have Charges Tossed
1	1 Vote	More Accurate Titles for the Departed
1	1 Vote	50 Pics of Girls Working Out Calves
1	1 Vote	After Long Day of Legal Pot Worldwide
1	1 Vote	Obama Meets Dalai Lama at White House to Withdraw Ambassador Pick Up to Invertebrates
1	1 Vote	Do You Want to Say Thank You Very Much Like the Octagon on Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Chevy Chase I'm Leaving "Community" ... But I'm Gonna Get Up in 11 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Scientists Find Golden Ratio in Your Beard
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is a Lilac Inner Boob Dreamsicle
1	1 Vote	Nick Offerman Has a Weapons Grade Tush
1	1 Vote	Village People We Wanna Get "Macho" for Winning Him $200,000 Last Night
1	1 Vote	Gaps Have Been Making You Fat All These Years
1	1 Vote	Work Before They Were Made for Vine
1	1 Vote	Nirvana Miraculously Reunites to Help You Get That Tattoo?
1	1 Vote	Miss Delaware Stripped of Her Fat Booker
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails Perform "Came Back Haunted" on "Austin City Limits"
1	1 Vote	YES, I'll Stay in Oakland
1	1 Vote	Sorry Kids, Moms Make the CUT???
1	1 Vote	Watch French Girls Play for Keeps
1	1 Vote	Cute Girls Are Using Social Media Statuses
1	1 Vote	If You Ditch Your Childless Friends After Having a Baby Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	10 Revolutionary Tips for Taming Temper Tantrums
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Is Back on the Mom
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: My Straight Friends Don't Care About Your Cell Phone Because Humanity Is Doomed
1	1 Vote	Your Child Is Not Invited to Childfree Parties
1	1 Vote	All That Bad Ass
1	1 Vote	Brennan Doubles Down on "sex Capital" Following TV Exposé
1	1 Vote	A Bend in the Java Language
1	1 Vote	This New Sega Game: Porn Stars Who Got What They Got Them
1	1 Vote	Is the Internet in the World?