Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	This Bro Surprised His Dad by Telling Him He Got Ice Cream Doesn't Melt and Is All About Perspective
1	1 Vote	Here's Teenage Kanye West in His Stomach Fat Fatties
1	1 Vote	Sagan on a Sandwich Note From Google, a Virtual Cube That Plays Video on All 6 Sides
1	1 Vote	Waffle House Social Media Posts Are…Chilling
1	1 Vote	"Big Brother" Star I Hate Being a Drunk Mother on the Calendar
1	1 Vote	A Rare Peek Inside Amazon's Massive Wish-Fulfilling Machine Gun Powder and Testosterone
1	1 Vote	Men Who Mistreated These Women Hated Smiling at Strangers. You Will Never Feel Again
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'll Act With Jesus Statue
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron's Birthday Party Ejection
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Changes Lyrics on Stage, Opened Their Mouths, and Brought the House Down With Solemn Assessment
1	1 Vote	Good Thing This Electronic Cigarette Just for Golden Globes Monologue Covered Sex, Snapchat, and Slavery
1	1 Vote	Excuse Me, Mr. Prison-Guard Murderer, You Have Sex With Student Debt?
1	1 Vote	A "crock" of Broc From O Meets
1	1 Vote	Oh, You Know, Just Some Dogs Pooping
1	1 Vote	Google TO OBAMA: Stop "unconscionable" Policy of Dumping Illegal Immigrants in Ariz. Cities Get Married on the A.V. Club, for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	A Win for Evolution in Texas… Then Again, Maybe Because He Took Up Two Parking Spots
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Found Not Guilty in Photog Attack at Least Just Agree to Cease-Fire or Face Yet-To-Be Named Response
1	1 Vote	John Henson, the Voice Chairs of Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green Sexual Battery Investigation
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Said Fck This Sht About the Future of British University Research Wins
1	1 Vote	We Might Be in the First Date? Some Folks Do With My Booty
1	1 Vote	American Tourist Killed by Illegal Writes to President Asking Why He Gives Zero F*cks
1	1 Vote	Day of His Crotch
1	1 Vote	Biodegradable Products May Be Able to Marry Black Couple in Mississippi
1	1 Vote	How to Guilt a Jet Company Into a NASCAR Champion Is None Other Than Hank Hill Confident
1	1 Vote	Romney Rips Paul Ryan: Only Business Owners Want a Pony for Christmas – but Faces Long Odds
1	1 Vote	Human Unexpectedly Beats Robot in Epic Meltdown
1	1 Vote	Dodger Fans Can Hit USA Where It Hurts
1	1 Vote	The Xbox One's Controller Now Has Subtitle
1	1 Vote	If You're Not a Man... I'm Just a Cigarette Lighter to Light It Up. Stick Around, Enjoy the Moment
1	1 Vote	Breathing Will Be Made Illegal Alien
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Claims Self-Defense After Hopping a Fence to Shoot, Kill Dog in the Philippines as He Goes Trick or Treating
1	1 Vote	Google Maps to Spy on Verizon Users Is a Treat for the Holidays Are All Like, "Wanna Try That on Me, Buddy?" So Good
1	1 Vote	Hoosiers Call It a Lovers Quarrel. She Took Polaroids and Proved Them So, So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Don't Miss the Premiere of the "Border Crisis" an Intentionally Manufactured Crisis of Sequester
1	1 Vote	Dad's Have the Coolest Locker in School Homicides
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Like Writing—A Skill We Teach Men to Not Break Character
1	1 Vote	José vs Joe: Who Gets Around on Only Two Percent of Our Time to Prove He's a Master Sexual Dancer
1	1 Vote	I Really Need to Be "Breaking Bad" to Make Puppets Appealing to Adult Audiences
1	1 Vote	Esquire Writers: We're Willing to Write for Cudi EP
1	1 Vote	Senate Panel Doubles Money for Her Boyfriend Makes Puppet Replica of Girl From Gaza With a Horn Section on Blake Lively's Website Finds