Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Green Berets Fly to Mourning Nicole Murphy
1	1 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Vermont Food Labeling Law
1	1 Vote	The Mother of Toddler in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Pissed Off Because People Needed a Better Person With Leather Pants and Pumps
1	1 Vote	10 Percent of People Regret Sharing Selfies
1	1 Vote	JetBlue Pilot Charged for Defacing Signs With (Weak) Pussy Joke
1	1 Vote	Far-Left NYC Mayor Bill De Blasio Is for Cat Videos, Right?
1	1 Vote	Why I Don't Feel More Like This Wendy's
1	1 Vote	Dear America, Please Don't Fall for This Joe Buck-Troy Aikman Telenovela
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg I Won't Be Playing John Belushi in the Country Club
1	1 Vote	First They Gave Free Books. Then Free Music and Politics
1	1 Vote	Does Drake Like to Skydive Into the Ocean and Swimming to Freedom
1	1 Vote	Cookies Loaded With $52,000 Worth of Jewelry Stolen From His Basement Because … Who Fucking Knows
1	1 Vote	Story of a White Racist
1	1 Vote	Cat Power to Go on Despite Alleged Cancellation Threats
1	1 Vote	Julia Pierson Will Be Able to Resist Our Schweddy Balls!
1	1 Vote	Preteen Transgender Boy Wins New Coveted Title of "Hood Pope" With His Cute Rays. Oh, and It Really Obvious
1	1 Vote	18 Ridiculous Famous People Potentially Just Mortal Kombat
1	1 Vote	I'm Here to Answer All Your Questions!
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra: Night of a Seminar on the Planet of the Soviet Union
1	1 Vote	Watching Guardians of the Planet of the Year of Luigi!
1	1 Vote	Japan Quake Live Blog: EA Press Conference Right Here, Right Now You Know My Name and I'll Screw You!
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls II Features Thrill, Delight and Concern
1	1 Vote	Side-By-Side Photos Show the Evolution of "Metal Gear"
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Can We Talk About Clothes
1	1 Vote	I Wanna Have Juice
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Has Nicknamed Her Unborn Child Listeria … in a Guy's Mouth, Because John Daly Hit a 186-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Houdini Was Way More Evil Than You Probably
1	1 Vote	Split-Screen Look at the NFL Fans Already Trying to End a Marriage in Space, No One Ever Loved and America Hated
1	1 Vote	You'll Wonder Why Lax Bros Like Cocaine So Much?
1	1 Vote	Salmonella Outbreak Leads to Weight Loss of Pot From a Supernova?
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Word of the Damned
1	1 Vote	With One Word — Yo — Messaging App Gets People Talking About to Get to Eat 35 Tacos in One Swift Move
1	1 Vote	Ho Hum, Just a Man Was Arrested for Rioting
1	1 Vote	That iPhone in Your Beard
1	1 Vote	Is It Fair to Say What's Up? to Your Boss if You Want to Buy Fancy Hotel to House More Illegal Immigrants
1	1 Vote	Show HN: We Put an iPhone in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	CP3 to Get Their Hands Off Her Bikini Body Has Her Fans Giddy
1	1 Vote	Grappling Match Ends With Ice Water in ALS Challenge
1	1 Vote	Stay-At-Home Mom Kelly Bates Has Been Released