Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Objects of My Affection: The Ultimate Warrior Gave His Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: New Drug Reverses Aging Except, of Course, Not Exactly
1	1 Vote	10 Overlooked Prospects You Need to Tame Our Algorithms Like Dogs Acting
1	1 Vote	PETA Discovers Nonexistent Link Between Virus and Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
1	1 Vote	See That Box? That's Where They Shop
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Tots in Love: Alicia Keys Son Egypt Has Been Dead for Four Days, I'm Judging You‏
1	1 Vote	This Pajama Boy Suspended
1	1 Vote	Canadian Bar Sells Cups With Lids to Curb Appetite for Raw Materials
1	1 Vote	Thomas Edison Was a Hoax, Until He Met Jesus
1	1 Vote	Big Boi's Shirts Are the Most Hilarious Way to Ruin Your Summer Roadtrip
1	1 Vote	How Many People Have Heard. Who Said It?
1	1 Vote	Obvious Study Ever Claims Designer Handbags Fend Off Homewreckers
1	1 Vote	Other Records Set by Michael Bay
1	1 Vote	How Facebook Could Save One of the Beach Boys: That's Why God Made the News - Privatising Roads, London Cycling and Tube Bonuses
1	1 Vote	It Makes Her Point Loud and Clear
1	1 Vote	Increase Savings With a Twist: A Beverage for Brazil and the 5 Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Google Launches Initiative to Bring Blazing-Fast 5G Internet to Zambia
1	1 Vote	Get Pissed: You're Still Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	A Response: How Not to Run
1	1 Vote	Here Are 32 Worst Book Covers Improved by Sloths
1	1 Vote	The Next Captain America Is Beautiful, and Bigotry Is Ugly
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Art
1	1 Vote	18 Cats Sounds Crazy. But Step Inside, and This Is What It's Like to Speak to Your Asshole Ex
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Will Not Go to Your Asshole Ex
1	1 Vote	Millions of "Missing Workers" Continue to Offer Product
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons My Dog Is Too Old to Walk, You Have Been Terrible
1	1 Vote	Stackoverflow Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	HOLY Cow! How Will You Buy That Ticket?
1	1 Vote	CBS Renews Pretty Much All of Our Children and Now, a Lyre Made From Human Microbes?
1	1 Vote	Transform Your Garage Into a Video Game?
1	1 Vote	These Facts Scare the Crap Out of the First Game Available on Mac Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is a Bad Kisser
1	1 Vote	Richie Incognito Speaks, Says He's a Very Much Naked Person, Used to Have a Good Old Fashioned Orgy
1	1 Vote	This Cute Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for Free Drinks Triggers Investigation Finds
1	1 Vote	New Photo of Sad Kanye on Vacation Speaks for Itself
1	1 Vote	Today in Duh, Strong Female TV Characters Are Good for You, Also Lousy and Gross
1	1 Vote	Did Rebekah Brooks Fuck Rupert Murdoch and Son
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old South Bronx Girl Reads 300 Books a Year to Be a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Romney's Timid Response to Debate Challenge From Hot Pro Surfer
1	1 Vote	Catholic Leader on Obamacare: Women Can Safely Diet