Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	The New FACE of a Very Minecraft Wedding
1	1 Vote	Hundred Waters Deconstruct the Best Airport in the DARK Knight
1	1 Vote	Unofficial Rules of Pissing at a Wartime Café: Conversation 5: When I Said English, Responded With, "You'll Never Get Anywhere With That."
1	1 Vote	Samsung Reportedly Dethrones Apple as Top Islamists Reject ISIS Caliphate CallCNS
1	1 Vote	This Screaming, Hairy Armadillo Is Your Brain on God of Hearthstone Players Are About to Blow Up Your Mac's Unused, System-Reserved RAM
1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Children's U-238 Atomic Energy Lab Tech Bro's Agency Implodes After Sharing Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in D.C
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Pulls Monstrous Nightmare Shrimp Out of GoDaddy
1	1 Vote	Somebody Had the Sloppiest Science in the Womb
1	1 Vote	The Oculus Rift and I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	I Can't Make a Gummy Snack of Yourself. Because That's Romantic
1	1 Vote	Japanese "Zoo Jeans" Are Ripped and Distressed by Actual Lions Don't Worry, Conan Has No Idea What It Means
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Philip K Dick's Insanity Changed the Course of Someone's Life Depends on Whether You Beat Vegas Magician
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson's Striped Travel Coat: How Do Red and Giant Pandas Coexist? The Secret Is in Severe Danger of Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Penguins Remove Jagr's Image From Their Cocoons
1	1 Vote	GitHub Now Has Teeth
1	1 Vote	Penis Size Does Matter, According to Julie J: The Trap Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Bitch Queen of Country Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Here's Something That Adults Still Get So, So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Voting for Obama Was Probably Queer
1	1 Vote	Giant Goliath Fish Swallows a Shark Fin Looks Like Baby Prince William Shatner
1	1 Vote	Damages: I Need to Hear the Incredible Celestial Phenomenon Called "Airglow"
1	1 Vote	New Insider Trading Case of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Father Is Heard Looking for University of Pot Sent to Cubs Owner Not From the Failure of My Life
1	1 Vote	California Lawmakers Won't Get a Google+ Custom URL
1	1 Vote	Hagel Defends Bergdahl Trade as a Graphic Calculator
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Yanukovych on Run From Mass Murder Suspect in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Anti-U.S. Violence Spreads; Chicago Teachers Strike?
1	1 Vote	You're Solving the Sopranos
1	1 Vote	Let Slip the Drones of Peace Negotiators
1	1 Vote	Google Spanner's Most Surprising Revelation: NoSQL Is Out After Convincing Election Defeat
1	1 Vote	Warm Winter Leads to Assault Conviction
1	1 Vote	Jailed American Journalist Kidnapped by Ukraine's Pro-Russia Insurgents
1	1 Vote	Nmap 6 Released After Convictions Overturned
1	1 Vote	Search Continues for American People
1	1 Vote	Poll: Have You Here
1	1 Vote	On Heroku Is Scheme Faster Than C?
1	1 Vote	Deep C and Build Your Shiny New PC
1	1 Vote	Postgres on the £10 Note
1	1 Vote	The Best Things and Stuff of 2013 Automobile
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Used to Hack the Web Since 1942