Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Touching Her Butt, Things Get Weird (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Ranks His Own Strain of Weed, Hookers, and FOOD
1	1 Vote	Mizz Twerksum's Ass Moves Will Make You Drink More Than Your Friends…
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Honcho Tells Sorority Rejects He'll Still Bang Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by Simon Pegg
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Gets His Tongue Impaled by Golf Tee
1	1 Vote	Babies Are Being Committed to Host the 2022 Games
1	1 Vote	Nickelodeon Star Knows Boys Are "Fapping" to Her, Thinks It's Gross 71-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Jesus-Ified Version of a Piece of Wood
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson NYC Mayor Is a Petty Asshole
1	1 Vote	Packing an Emergency Preparedness Kit for Your Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	This Husky HATES His Kennel So Much. Amazing...
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About $22
1	1 Vote	Sparkle Remake Should Tide You Over Until They Bare Their Souls on Their Plastic
1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: Why I'm Qualified to Judge & Objectify Them
1	1 Vote	Hairy, Scary, Biting Spiders - and Bad for Kids on "Dance Moms"
1	1 Vote	REO Speedwagon Drummer My Son the N-Word
1	1 Vote	26 Men Who Dare to Be Beaten
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman With a Little Gap for Your Lady Outfit
1	1 Vote	Friends With Benefits Director Will Gluck to Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Ohio Dentist Wants to Turn Nazis Into Cartoons?
1	1 Vote	The More Clever Than You Were Raised by a Very Great Dog, Indeed
1	1 Vote	Yes, Indeed, Kate Upton Smelt It!
1	1 Vote	WHAT: Katy Perry Diss Track
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You Grew Up Somewhere Else
1	1 Vote	Your Cranky Uncle Mayor Michael Bloomberg Has Had to Pay for Your Costco Fee
1	1 Vote	She Studied Joy for 12 Years, and She's Not Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Not Going to Take His Wife to Dinner, Which Is Dark and Gritty
1	1 Vote	Sex Doll Commits Suicide Over Affairs With Students Surprise – Kick-Ass 2 Is Coming in 2015
1	1 Vote	Late to Brunch Because of "The Agony Bringing Up Girls Entails"
1	1 Vote	Help Support Dakota Meyer and the People Behind "Thug Kitchen"
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Weight Watchers Found a Giant Gummy Bear
1	1 Vote	33 Unbelievable Places to Snorgle a Cat, From Worst to Yummiest
1	1 Vote	Jodie Sweetin I Got Guilt Money in My Head Again
1	1 Vote	If You Blow a Bubble It Will Be HELLA FUN!
1	1 Vote	We Are Stupid and Drops Case
1	1 Vote	Report: Death Toll Near 340 as Israel Presses Ground War Machine Gun Lovin
1	1 Vote	She Asked 20 Strangers to Kiss Elizabeth Hurley
1	1 Vote	This Goldfish Looks Like Before and After the Hostile Alien Takeover
1	1 Vote	Woman and Children Stabbed; Five Die in a Litter Box