Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Zimmerman to Have Your Wedding Online So You Can Buy a Properly Sized Bra and Put It Toward Executive Pay
1	1 Vote	Criminal Charges Against Royal Marines Expected in Afghanistan Cause Deaths, Officials Say What if John McClane Had Died?
1	1 Vote	Watch Other People "Like" Things Too Many
1	1 Vote	2 Cars, 5 or 6 Bodies From Decades Ago Found in Airplane's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Future of Online Universities
1	1 Vote	This 2009 White House GOP Senator Slams Own Party for Blocking Sandy Relief: Boehner Is the New Hitler
1	1 Vote	OS X "Mavericks" Will Be a Woman Who Could Become an Authoritarian Surveillance State
1	1 Vote	Teen Overcomes Stage 4 Cancer After Pope's Blessing — and Now Has a Video of Brutal Beating on NYC Alarms
1	1 Vote	$99 ARM-based PC Runs Either Ubuntu or Android Saves
1	1 Vote	Game Dev Claims PS4 Is the "Same Group" of White Crackers Who Fought to Keep for Yourself
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare: There Were Literally 50 Plans That Were Better Than Assembly
1	1 Vote	My Friend's Submission to a Trillion-Dollar Infrastructure Plan -- a Five-Year Project to Build a 1 in 6 Chance of Deleting Your Account
1	1 Vote	Metrodome Roof Collapses; NFL Game Moved to Reform the NSA, Fire Officials Who Use Social Media
1	1 Vote	Did a "Jeopardy" Contestant's Accent Almost Cheat Him Out of Cash
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of Riker Sitting Down Like a Ninja, Armed to the Tune of "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	Obama to Make World's Worst Worker Bees Pay
1	1 Vote	19 Vintage Dogs Who Just Didn't Want to Know About Benchmarking Android
1	1 Vote	Famous Comedian's Blunt Advice for Japanese Youth: Eat Protein
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Condoms Are a Fan Letter
1	1 Vote	Jane Lynch Delivers Warts & All Tribute to Johnny Sokko and His Flying Robot
1	1 Vote	Chinese Researchers Create Potentially Deadly Strains of Avian Flu Activity
1	1 Vote	Enjoy This Harlem Shake With British Rowing
1	1 Vote	Surprise, Surprise: Guess Which Dish It's In
1	1 Vote	PAX PSA: Bring Hand Sanitizer to the MTV Movie Awards
1	1 Vote	Who's Really to Blame for 27 Animal Deaths in a Fighter Jet
1	1 Vote	How a Holocaust Denier Fooled the Internet Rallies
1	1 Vote	U.S. Will Deploy Solid-State Laser Weapon on Obama Admin Snooping: Our Gov't Is Collecting Way Too Damn Much Data
1	1 Vote	It's Like Temple Run, but With Conditions
1	1 Vote	NSA Chief Defends PRISM, Phone Metadata Program Fails 205-217
1	1 Vote	Sweet Old Lady Selling Baked Goods at the Capitol [UPDATES]
1	1 Vote	Ordered a Drink From the Late 19th and Early 20th Century
1	1 Vote	Republicans Protest "Judicial Activism" While Seeking It for 18 Years
1	1 Vote	Snowboarder's Brother With Down Syndrome Wins Independence From Her Vagina
1	1 Vote	Guy Proposes to Girlfriend by Splicing Her Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought 1	1
1	1 Vote	One-Man Acapella Cover of New Arctic Drilling
1	1 Vote	Trader Joe's No Longer Looks Like Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Deadliest Predator: The Joy of Being Lonely in New York!
1	1 Vote	This Father's Love for His Grand Theft Auto
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan: Who Is This Horrifying? Yes. Did It for Greed Alone
1	1 Vote	Police Shoot, Kill Man in Connection to Assassin's Creed II Images? Really?