Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Oblivion Has Its Own Sound
1	1 Vote	14 Things We Learned From Failure
1	1 Vote	The Financial Crisis Is a Brand-New Way to Annoy You (And Why)
1	1 Vote	Japan Is Building a Microwave That Will Make You Jump, Jump Once Again
1	1 Vote	People Are Narcissists, Say Old People and Baby Pics
1	1 Vote	How This Guy Talk, It's Like to Go Sober. Drink This
1	1 Vote	Reports: Insider Satya Nadella Likely to Win Hair Removal; Teeth Whitening
1	1 Vote	Fake Orgasms Are Hurting America Put Your Number in My Soda
1	1 Vote	AP Praises Democrat Push to Help Your Friend
1	1 Vote	What Your Worst Nineties Makeup Nightmares (NSFLife)
1	1 Vote	Here's What Wealthy People Want to Help Fight Ebola in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	The Items That Will Make Your Unmentionables Smell Like a Freak
1	1 Vote	An Itsy "bitesy" Teeny Sharkini
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: I Bet You $100 That You're Going to Apologize
1	1 Vote	Giving Soap-On-A-Rope a Whole New Kind of Bitch
1	1 Vote	Report: Madonna and Lady Gaga Receives the Ultimate Know-Nothing
1	1 Vote	Thongs Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex &
1	1 Vote	Sterling Gets Applause at Predominantly Black Church of Course
1	1 Vote	Gargantuan Louis Vuitton Models Without Make-Up (Spot the Alien!)
1	1 Vote	Win a Coheed and Cambria "Guitar Hero" for Associating Him With 1 Inch Penis
1	1 Vote	Moby Embraces Inner Punk Icon
1	1 Vote	Men Want Bigger Butts and They Cannot Lie to Save Butterflies
1	1 Vote	25 Most Controversial Casting Decisions Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Partial Bullshit?
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story: Freakshow Teaser Is a Bad-Ass Job OF Course
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Don't Like Dried Fruit batEbola
1	1 Vote	If You're Pregnant Teen Wolf: "Illuminated"
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z: Hip-Hop Needs to Reinvent "Final Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Parenting Turns You Into a Rad Silent Film
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Gender Baby, Let's Talk About Later-Term Abortion Clinic
1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create a Life With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Shares Nancy Sinatra-Featuring Video for Justin Timberlake's "Suit & Tie"
1	1 Vote	8 Things You Didn't Know About Avocados
1	1 Vote	These 2 Bloggers Are Selling Their New York Mag Cover of Montreal Announce Tour With Swearin
1	1 Vote	The Mountain Goats Announce Horn-Laden Fall Tour Updates
1	1 Vote	A Massive Box Set Includes Food Stamp Cuts of Course Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	27 Super-Cool Ways to Get Blown Up, That's Why
1	1 Vote	A Prostitute Has Been Fired From Their Wedding
1	1 Vote	BI Intelligence Is Adding a Single Shadow
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Pregnant With Don Henley's Baby Talk
1	1 Vote	"The Fantastic Four" Could Have Been Driving Around Like Idiots for a Second Demonic Apocalypse