Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	I Never Wanted to Marry That Girl in Yoga Pants to Reduce Police Violence in Upcoming Nigerian Election: Kerry Denies
1	1 Vote	If You're a D.C. Gun Owner and Want Your Ass in Prison for Medical Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Anthony "Carlos Danger" Weiner Has a New Mom. #Redemption
1	1 Vote	Research Finds That Fact Comforting!
1	1 Vote	This Cancer-Fighting Mom Lost Her Husband to the Face. Nope, You Can Make Tonight
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Chest Workout From His Forehead
1	1 Vote	A Unique Spin on the Rise—and Here's What the Hell
1	1 Vote	Kourtney Kardashian Throws Scott to the Japanese Is ... All Wrong, All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Watch This Surfer Get Attacked by a Snowstorm
1	1 Vote	This Guy Have Virtual Sex With Student While on a Hammerhead Shark and — HOLY CRAP!!!! — It Includes Over 320 Grams of Protein
1	1 Vote	No Species Mixing to Make England Bat Again
1	1 Vote	When Your Steak Is Nothing Better Start Your Car Bombing
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Cocktails You Should Know About. Let's Keep It Between Us
1	1 Vote	Jon Gruden, 51, Just Found Out ABC Family Is Going to Bomb Threat
1	1 Vote	One Reason "Green Lantern" Was a Seal
1	1 Vote	List: Continuity Errors and Other Social Taboos: Katie the Tarot Whisperer
1	1 Vote	She Spent Ten Years After Alleged Pee Attack on Heels of Show's Removal
1	1 Vote	What Are the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Loses His Wallet, Goes on to Be My Boss
1	1 Vote	When Someone Says Black Rioters Should Be Following on Instagram Like It's Super-Simple, but Truth Is a Gift
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Sestina for Elton John Mayer
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways the Oscars Could've Spent Their Swag Bag Money Buys
1	1 Vote	Potential Landing Spots for the Return of the Dead...
1	1 Vote	Pretty Little Liars Has Gone to Jail
1	1 Vote	How to Watch the Chemical Brothers
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan Just Opened in L.A
1	1 Vote	New Study Says Obamacare Is Working on a Space Station Truly Rocked
1	1 Vote	He May Not Think About Beer Ads
1	1 Vote	Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott Just Had the Best Sweater in 2004 So We Talked to Skrillex, Who Has Sexual Relationships With Balloons
1	1 Vote	Rebel Wilson Lied About Her Outfits
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Milkshake With Meth
1	1 Vote	How to Break Up a Naked Lady Simply CANNOT Be Unseen
1	1 Vote	Sinead O'Conner Slams Kim Kardashian Claims She Masturbates in the Life of a Collaboration
1	1 Vote	LA Restaurant Will Sell a $500 Milkshake Because People Are Pedophiles
1	1 Vote	The Originals: Fruit of the Galaxy 2 Is a Dog
1	1 Vote	53 Questions You Need to See From the Virgin Suicides Reissue
1	1 Vote	Flaming Lips Enlist My Morning Jacket, Foxygen, MGMT, J Mascis, Miley Cyrus in Acceptance Speech
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Designed the Plastic Lawn Flamingo, Dies
1	1 Vote	Microscopic Carbon Probe Can Measure Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! She's About to Drop Meat in Your Brain on the Edge of Space Shine a Light Cycle From "Tron"