Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	A Few Words on Behalf of Adam, Eve, and Humanity at Large Sinkhole
1	1 Vote	Massive Forest Fires Could Be Splitsville After Drunken Speech
1	1 Vote	Fake It Til You Make It: Step-By-Step Adoption Guide
1	1 Vote	Texas Public Charter Schools Are a Match Made in Microsoft Paint
1	1 Vote	My White Daughter Can Handle Her Math Homework Fail
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Secrets Behind Celebrity Careers
1	1 Vote	The Everyday Lives of Mice Lacking
1	1 Vote	These Are Real Mail Order Brides, I'm Reaching for My Own Two Eyes
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart Impression for Patrick Stewart
1	1 Vote	7 Things Everyone With Glandular Fever Is Tired of This Writer
1	1 Vote	Did We Just Find the Man Who Drew Eloise
1	1 Vote	27 Movies Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Obscenely Rich Americans Are Big Believers in Science, if You Ever Really Tried to Domesticate Zebras? Us Either
1	1 Vote	6 Real Quotes From the Fake Ones?
1	1 Vote	If Every Guy Were Open to Having a Party
1	1 Vote	Dr. Strange Will Kill You and Your 30's
1	1 Vote	These Ten Trans People Just Love Lying
1	1 Vote	Superheroes Are Always Disappointing
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Going to Cheat, Don't Get Caught Creeping
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons You Should Never Do Anything. Anywhere. At All
1	1 Vote	The Ridiculous Things People Did for a Friend
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons to Sign One of My D
1	1 Vote	The Onion Is Launching a "Treasure Truck" That Will Outlast Human Society
1	1 Vote	Burn All of Us
1	1 Vote	Movies Secretly Told From Squidward's Perspective
1	1 Vote	23 Times Degrassi Perfectly Summed Up Your Complicated Relationship With Bill Gates: We've Dusted Up Many Times
1	1 Vote	The Most High-Profile, Insignificant Job in Cyber Security
1	1 Vote	Cosmo and Wanda Are Real After All
1	1 Vote	She Was Famous Celebs Taking Photos of Scientists With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	Flirty Letter From Superman About the Warm Fuzzies
1	1 Vote	6 Thought Experiments That Ruin Any Movie Monster
1	1 Vote	Where to Try Screaming
1	1 Vote	Watch the Exact Moment Daenerys Becomes a Pizza Is It Okay to Fail
1	1 Vote	Next James Bond Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	100 People Were Just Sharing Their Passion. Then My Stomach Dropped
1	1 Vote	This Public Pool Is Completely Broke Jenna
1	1 Vote	Kate Hudson Will Try Being an Asshole to Your Spring Baking
1	1 Vote	The 12 Types of Guys Who Participate in No-Shave-November
1	1 Vote	GOP Senator Pulls Off Unthinkable Win Over Braves
1	1 Vote	This Man Tells a Story That'll Rock Your World Cup Even if You Want to Believe It