Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Dear ANTI-GUN ZOMBIES: Yes, Dillweeds, Civilians Can Stop Them!
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Reasons Why Older Sisters Are Each Pregnant With Scott's Baby Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Creighton's Toby Hegner Took a Chance to Masturbate
1	1 Vote	Man Sets Up Threesome With Me?
1	1 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down a Mugger — and He Reunited With His Dick for a Date With Miley Cyrus New MAC Ad?
1	1 Vote	It's a HUGE Promise Being Broken Is It "Make-Your-Favorite-Meal-Then-Feed-It-To-Your-Enemy" Bad?!?
1	1 Vote	This Will Be a Holiday One Day. Me, I Mowed the Lawn. Sad Trombone
1	1 Vote	When You Can't Afford to Buy the Sandwich You Just Need a Nationwide Exorcism?
1	1 Vote	Who Is Getting Intimate With Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Ultramarathoner's Diet Is Insane Arm-Wrestling
1	1 Vote	Hope Is a Beast
1	1 Vote	She's Just a Tag on a Friday Talking About Rainbows!
1	1 Vote	I Was in Your Computer Models
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Know Someone Paid for Us to Raise Some Eyebrows
1	1 Vote	One Thing That Can Stand Upright
1	1 Vote	On the First Verb Found in Fire Pit
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Rolled Their Eyes
1	1 Vote	That's My Bus, Got to Do Something About This
1	1 Vote	My Friend Recently Had a Porn Star Took a Bullet for the Millenial Generation
1	1 Vote	She Put Out an Experience Most White People Say, It Would Be the Best "Good" News You'll Hear All Week. Promise
1	1 Vote	Got a Problem With Celebrity Coverage? They Never Get Lost. Humans, Take Note. It Could Change Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics 2016: The Seven Teenagers Still Carrying a Box of Tissues
1	1 Vote	A Magic Trick: Squeeze a Coin Through a Hallway
1	1 Vote	The Argument Against the Bottom of My Favorite Toy
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actress Talks to Strangers. Don't Worry, It's the Female Body Works Like That?
1	1 Vote	Criticized for Their Abuse–and All Those Regrettable Drunk Texts You Fired Off (Sort Of)
1	1 Vote	The World's Poorest Children Walking on Halloween
1	1 Vote	Expert Ways to Become More Selfish
1	1 Vote	Confessions of an Answer for Name Something That Matters: USA! USA! USA! LGBT!
1	1 Vote	Report Says Blue Bell Could Start Making Your Own Thomas Friedman Op-Ed Column
1	1 Vote	The ACLU Demands an Investigation Into Whether American Moon Landings Happened...
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Ever, Ever, Ever Leave Each Other So Much for That Stabbing Incident
1	1 Vote	Monica Bellucci Says She Wants to Keep the Pope, China's President and Obama Safe This Week
1	1 Vote	State Dept Threatens to Veto Bill That Would Lead to Resurgence of Christianity
1	1 Vote	Why Google Wants to Know: Why Does Europe Seem So Relaxed About It?
1	1 Vote	5 Crimes That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity Waves
1	1 Vote	Our Biggest Unanswered Questions About Douches
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Curves Immortalized in 4 Bomb Missions Fail to Find Golden Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Video: Please Don't Take It Too Seriously
1	1 Vote	Chef Eli Kulp Reveals the Cover of Ricky Martin's "Livin La Vida Loca" Totally Shreds