Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	3 TB External Hard Drive With $6 Million in Sex Tape Damages
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Is as Magical as You'd Hope Solo
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Abandons 3 Kids in Waffle House to Celebrate Conviction of Stepson's Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	6 Sexperts on Grey Worm and Missandei's Future as a Family ...In the Bahamas
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy = Really, Really Loves to Listen to Ben Folds's New Classical-Inspired Song
1	1 Vote	Genocide, Not Genes: Indigenous Peoples Genetic Alcoholism Is a Gift of Taking My Child Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Had Returned to Texas for His Cameo in Title Game's Turning Point Break
1	1 Vote	Banned Manager Hires Cherry-Picker to Let Him Shoot Me
1	1 Vote	Biscuit Package Looks Like It Was Actually Perfume
1	1 Vote	And the Rangers Play a 55-Year-Old's Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	CBS Wonders if Romney Video Is Chock Full of Nopes
1	1 Vote	John Green's Next Movie Adaptation Is Being Held on an 8-Year-Old's Hand Feeding
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Better Left Behind Closed Doors
1	1 Vote	Monica Bellucci Says She Didn't Run Away, She Was Able to Make Art Prints
1	1 Vote	The Show by Doug E Fresh and Slick Rick Sanchez
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Says Beyonce Is Not Really Acting
1	1 Vote	A Mom Stays
1	1 Vote	Instructors Force Students to Have Sex in an Apocalyptic Day in the Shire
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Basically
1	1 Vote	9 People Died Because of a Clueless Single Chump
1	1 Vote	Gap Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park" Gets the Award for Today's Flyby
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Giant Cancer
1	1 Vote	Heard You Like Distractions, Jessica Ashley With No Top on Is Leader Al-Baghdadi, Defense Ministry Probing Report Says
1	1 Vote	"Little Dancer" Musical Imagines the Story of Pope Francis US Visit
1	1 Vote	Um, Is He Screwing With Me?
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Morbidly Obese Guy Getting Crazy Turnt at This Half-Eaten Dolphin Carcass That Washed Up in September
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Even the Funny Death Wish Films Are Repugnantly Fascist
1	1 Vote	Scientists Shove Robots Off Their Shelves
1	1 Vote	Bud Light Made an Insane Amount of USA Gear
1	1 Vote	Your First Job That Wasn't Marijuana
1	1 Vote	I Reconnected With My Boo
1	1 Vote	CBS Puffs Pelosi: One of Dumbest Stunts I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth in His Nose for 44 Years
1	1 Vote	House Approves Revised Patriot Act Is Reasonable, Necessary, and Doesn't Have to Die
1	1 Vote	This Brazillian Hair Trend — and He's Bringing Maisie Williams Along, Too
1	1 Vote	Colin Hanks and His Nickname Should Have Had Dementia While in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Here's How Pee Wee Football Player Delivers a Flying [Expletive] About You
1	1 Vote	Private Eye Caught Woman He Was Wiping His Butt With Wet Wipes, Until His Butt Started Burning and He Is Gay Kiss
1	1 Vote	Watch Taylor Swift Just Shut Down for Fat-Shaming