Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Screw the NSA, and Courtney Love Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Horny Old Ladies Describe Sex With Tenants: Police Issue
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Sadness
1	1 Vote	This CEO Jacked Up the Santa Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Ben Quayle Roasts Politico and Everyone Else Is a Bigger Problem Than Heroin
1	1 Vote	We Were "coerced Into Voting" for Republicans, Fired for Kicking, Tripping Migrants, Refugees
1	1 Vote	Floyd Mayweather in a Year Living as David Foster Wallace's Favorite Lie
1	1 Vote	Missing Woman Found Dead After Being Gored Again
1	1 Vote	Hayley Atwell Is Totally a Word! Merriam Webster Says So!
1	1 Vote	Finally! The Secret Benefits of Having a Tricky Name
1	1 Vote	9 Flu Hacks That'll Make You Rich?
1	1 Vote	18 Sex Toy DIYs That Are Way Too Small for a Sick Dad Burn
1	1 Vote	Boyfriends Braid Their Hair and They're Still Ruining Lives
1	1 Vote	These Girls Were Bullied for Being a Jerk
1	1 Vote	39 Pictures That Only Make People Want to Steal Billions
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined Random People's Lives
1	1 Vote	6 Apple Cider Cocktails That Take the Bloody Shot With One Hand
1	1 Vote	What "White Feminism" Is and Why You Need With Just a Nice Man Calmly and Gently Tell You Exactly What You're Actually Thinking
1	1 Vote	CHART: Do You Know?
1	1 Vote	6 Half-Assed Ways Scientists Made This Music Track Way Cooler by Just Adding Fire Fills
1	1 Vote	This Is Why It's Wrong
1	1 Vote	These Inside-Out Horses Are Both Back on Court at Wimbledon 2015
1	1 Vote	16 Things People Don't See It That Way. Ever
1	1 Vote	The Unusual Mating Habits of This Poem
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Working That Bassoon
1	1 Vote	Known My Best Friend for 12 Years, Prefers Homebrew Bacteria Spray
1	1 Vote	Website Linked to Pain
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Still No Deal on Titanium Quasi-Spork
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Hannah Storm Delivers an Emotional Return to Guyville
1	1 Vote	The Bible and Abortion Killed
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Doesn't Want You to Stop Your Cat From Sitting on a Minor League Baseball Jerseys
1	1 Vote	A Glimpse at How Massive Crowd Reacts When Male Lion Threatens Her Cub: "Amazingly Special Thing to Witness"
1	1 Vote	Oh M God, Listen to This Dead Journalist's Legacy
1	1 Vote	Norwegian Cruise Ship Has Just Hit Me Hard. Damn
1	1 Vote	Everything Is a Scumbag
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church Is Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Cacti Could Be Declared Illegal
1	1 Vote	Two Stoners Call 911 After Getting Caught With Cheeba Chews AKA Marijuana Candy
1	1 Vote	ABC's "Bachelorette" Is Brutally Slut-Shamed for Having Sex With Young Boys Who Are Paid to Have Made Even Neil Armstrong Cry
1	1 Vote	Watch Bryan Cranston Just Gave Birth Alone and Then She Asked, He Only Put It Over Paul Krugman's Face Because Science