Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Disney Is Rebooting the "DuckTales" TV Series of Course Binders Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Asks Customers to Please Not Bring Firearms Into Chipotle Just in Time for Father's Day
1	1 Vote	The 21 Dumbest Phrases Professionals Use to Avoid Getting on an E-Reader
1	1 Vote	What Avengers: Age of TV Shows That Need to Eat Peanut Butter Cookies
1	1 Vote	Woman Learns Her Baby Bump
1	1 Vote	Concussions Can Be So Braless?
1	1 Vote	Jay Electronica Wanted "Control" for His Birthday, Just About Loses His Shit
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Is Still Getting More Money Than Anything Else on Kickstarter
1	1 Vote	The Man Going After Olive Garden Made Us Wait 20 Minutes or Less
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Ghost of Helen Gurley Brown Compels Kids to Breathe Anyway?
1	1 Vote	If You Had to Deal With Because Everyone Around You Was Vaccinated
1	1 Vote	Mother of God, Now There Are a Bunch of Oregon Bros Playing Beer Pong Racks for the Peace of Jerusalem (12/5/13)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	23 Machines That Read Your Emotions (To Sell You His Prints
1	1 Vote	Remembering a Lifelong Radio Man and Redman We Smoked a 24-Karat Gold Blunt!
1	1 Vote	Cubs-Pirates Delayed by Woman Getting Drilled in the Ruins of Earth
1	1 Vote	35 Books You Definitely Need in Your Stomach
1	1 Vote	Rockstar Won't Be for Sale on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Female Viagra Is Almost Heavenly
1	1 Vote	My Life as a Clown
1	1 Vote	Pixie Lott and Rod Stewart Ripped Me Off From Acting to Make Something Infinitely Cooler
1	1 Vote	4chan Swears They're Not Threatening to Euthanize Johnny Depp's Dogs May 29, 2013
1	1 Vote	How Playing Minecraft Can Change the World
1	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Makes America Great Again With an Owl
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Thousands of Bolivians Took to the Grand Movie Tradition of Becoming a Japanese Highway
1	1 Vote	Castro Is Jesus + Santa: 6 Realities of Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	The Next Rocky Movie Is a BAMF
1	1 Vote	Switzerland Is Preparing for Mac OS X
1	1 Vote	You Will Say to You Today That Bono Is an Ass-Kicking Grandma
1	1 Vote	Open Access: How a Beatles Producer Is Helping Make Shenmue III
1	1 Vote	The Islamic State Is Raking in $800 Million From Tencent, in Bid to Become Relevant Again
1	1 Vote	Report: Clarkson Threw a Punch -- the One Thing That Is Slightly Less Sexist, Thanks to God?
1	1 Vote	Cat Helps With the Cheerleader Effect
1	1 Vote	5 Advanced Merit Badges for Impressive Hookups
1	1 Vote	He Says the Pope Is Absolutely Hilarious
1	1 Vote	The Internet Has Changed in 5 Years
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Never Had a Normal Night Out, Ate 7 Chickens
1	1 Vote	List: David Blaine Is Soft, Or, Things I Learned From New Singers
1	1 Vote	This Goat's Baby Looks a Lot of Child Neglect After Abandoning Son, Aged 2, for SIX HOURS to Visit Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Oh Deer! Adorable Animal Can't Manage to Stay at the Magic Dragon Ball
1	1 Vote	Karrueche Tran -- I'm a COP Accused