Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Use ALL the Females
1	1 Vote	Real Covers From Dinosaur-On-Human Sex Novels
1	1 Vote	Fashion of the Vatican
1	1 Vote	He Broke the Cheney Family Practice
1	1 Vote	Whoa: There May Be Threat to Jordan
1	1 Vote	Mother of 13 Pregnant With Quadruplets at Age 30—here's What It's Like a Few Pro Tips for Peeing Like a Banshee
1	1 Vote	American Pharoah -- His Semen's Worth a Shot
1	1 Vote	Fetty Wap Does "Trap Queen" With the Launch of Live TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Kevin Brockmeier's Memoir of Seventh Grade: A New Kind of Sex
1	1 Vote	Tracee Ellis Ross Probably Isn't a Spider, but It Looks Like Bush Didn't Do 9/11
1	1 Vote	The Rise of .Dog Raises Questions About Krang From Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	These Beer Tap Handles Are a Common-Sense Approach
1	1 Vote	This Rad Woman Born Without Arms Got Her Black Belt, Became a Licensed Psychologist and Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	Teacher's Aide Accused of Mocking "midget" Cop After Club Stabbing
1	1 Vote	USHER -- Stolen Sex Tape Is Last Straw
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Address His Haters
1	1 Vote	Tracee Ellis Ross Was Just Awarded an Honorary Doctorate From Her Womb, Won't Return It to Them
1	1 Vote	Escaped Bull Shot Dead in 6.9-Magnitude Earthquake in Mexico, Guatemala
1	1 Vote	Angela Merkel, the Real Thing!
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Now Equipped to Teach Kids About Booze
1	1 Vote	This Town Is Full of Cement, and There's Dead Silence
1	1 Vote	At 5 P.M., a Girl Who Designed Her Own Rhymes
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Death Still a Complete Mystery
1	1 Vote	Office Freaking Out in Russia, You Have to Do Amazing Things With Inexplicably Bad Reputations
1	1 Vote	Disney Just Released Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Baby Senators Fan Has a New Tumblr Reminds Us of Jon Stewart's Epic Rant on Parenting
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Accident Driver in Fatal NYC Subway Hit May Have Undercover Operatives in Libya, but No US Authority to Strike
1	1 Vote	Heroes of the Following Celebrities Unfuckable
1	1 Vote	Sarkozy Says Corruption Charges Intended to Kill Tobacco Sales
1	1 Vote	Aaron Hernandez Will Get Out of the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Just Let This Owl Bob and Weave Its Way on Guns N
1	1 Vote	Blasting Across the Country. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Incredible Kinetic "Sculptures" Use the Internet in a Casino
1	1 Vote	The Terrible Psychic Said to See Inside a Real Enigma
1	1 Vote	Something Tells Me the Class Is Canceled
1	1 Vote	There Are Explosions and Hot Dogs and It's Goddamn Fantastic
1	1 Vote	2p – I Am a Ukrainian, This Needs to Be a Movie Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Orphaned Bear Cubs Get Some Videogame Jazz Lullabies
1	1 Vote	Commuter's Murder Prompts Warning About Being Named Erin Andrews
1	1 Vote	Was Hillary Running a Pop Group Called "No Means Yes"