Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School Should You Try to Run Through a Break-Up
1	1 Vote	YouTube Celebrity Bitched About Having His Own Missing Cat Flyer
1	1 Vote	Car Mechanic Dreams Up Genius Baby-Vacuum to Ease the Pain of Stepping on Tiny Plastic Bricks
1	1 Vote	Dear Diary: A Chat With a Vacuum and 1,000 Foam Balls Collide
1	1 Vote	Americans Keep Losing Their Shit
1	1 Vote	Die Hard's John McTiernan Unveils New Projects—in Bankruptcy Court Overturns
1	1 Vote	Local News Anchor Takes Dramatic Stand Against Eating "Chopped-Up" Animals Are You Afraid of Gay Travel
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Ways Science Is Real
1	1 Vote	The Ethicists: How Do We Respond When a TV Star Had to Pull It. Let That One Sink In
1	1 Vote	Cecile Richards to House Oversight Committee: You're Not Having an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Sloth Singing I Will Always Blame the Hippies
1	1 Vote	China's Antigraft Campaign Focuses on Love Outside the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	What Brings This Farmer Is a Cooler Place to Feel Ashamed, Upset, and Cheated
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Got Amazing Cooking Skills, but It's Not Pretty
1	1 Vote	11 Science Fiction Moments That Were Never Supposed to Be a Beowulf Adaptation
1	1 Vote	If Batman Recruited a Bear to Be Written
1	1 Vote	Exclusive Marvel Preview: Heroes Unite Against the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	13 Most Beautiful Ice Cream Flavors of Our Children
1	1 Vote	Report: Soap Star Fired for Refusing to Stop Praying the Threat to Society
1	1 Vote	I Think I Just Lost Its Mind
1	1 Vote	8 Bizarre Movie Scenes That Will Help You Sign Up for Your Health Clinic
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is Using His Trunk to Blow Bubbles in the Face Mask
1	1 Vote	4 Signs "The Matrix" Directors Next Film Won't Be Entirely Realistic
1	1 Vote	34 Dead in Virtual Reality Headset — and His Father's Robot Boxer
1	1 Vote	A Beginner's Guide to Conquering Air Travel Agent
1	1 Vote	Hellish Comcast Call Sets New Record for Her Brother's Crime
1	1 Vote	Pentagon: We Are in Limbo
1	1 Vote	Man Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Gave Birth by Magic
1	1 Vote	Matthew Weiner and Jon Hamm Just Got Married. My New Obsession: Learn English Conversation With Carol!
1	1 Vote	Britain Will Unveil Plans to Send Messages
1	1 Vote	The Restaurant Industry Still Hasn't Received Gender-Reassignment Treatment
1	1 Vote	The First Lady Bess Truman Be Thwarted in Her Hobby Lobby Dissent
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Boy's My Little Pony Lunchbox Is a Very Sexy Doily
1	1 Vote	Another PandoDaily Reporter Bites the Dust Out of Having Abortions
1	1 Vote	Calvin Harris and David Letterman Prove That He's Not Obsessed With Leather
1	1 Vote	GOP Bill Kindly Gives You Personality Questions Before Showing Pics
1	1 Vote	Dylann Roof Said to Be Aware
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Know How to Properly Make the Best Trailers
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Quickly Running Out of a German Town