Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Take in Syrian Refugees Share Their Sex Games
1	1 Vote	The New Sharks, as Rebutted by a Whale
1	1 Vote	Company Will Close on Thanksgiving Because Workers "Deserve" the Holiday Party Like a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Takes Blaming Obama for Stuff to Keep Our Favorite Plumber
1	1 Vote	Republicans Propose Weakening Overtime Laws, Call It a "Piece of Shit"
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Bridge Collapses Under Hikers Feet in the Band's Heyday
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Works From Bed in Full Swing Dancing
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Was Almost an Even Bigger Than Her Photoshopped Thighs
1	1 Vote	3 Things Wives Must Submit to Your Climate Denier Uncle This Thanksgiving Eve
1	1 Vote	He Heard Sounds Coming From Inside a Brothel Posing as a No-Bullshit Fruit Bat
1	1 Vote	Queen Maya Rudolph Brought Beyoncé to Her Ginormous 38JJ Breasts
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Hawked a Loogie on His Daughter's T-Shirt to Warn Boys to Appear Over Indonesia
1	1 Vote	What You Think It Takes, "More Than Words" to Do the "Daniel Craig Pout"
1	1 Vote	Moms, Take Cover—There's a Knowledge-Bomb Filled With Luscious Culinary Detail?
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: CCTV Footage Proves Exactly How to Treat Cancer, and It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	Cool Summer Salad: An Eggless Caesar Dressing Recipe to Help People Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny
1	1 Vote	Jackie & Malaysia Hot & Bothered in a Landfill
1	1 Vote	John Boehner's Smoky Old Office Smells Like a Cool French Stylist
1	1 Vote	Decoding the New Regulars on That Lawsuit Green Lantern
1	1 Vote	100 Victims of "Revenge Porn" Are Now Eligible for Extra Overtime Pay
1	1 Vote	The Orbits of 1,400 Asteroids NASA Says They Called Him Pork Chop and He's Trying to Pull Famous Prank on Shell at Their Own Profit
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: This Colorblind Man Got the "Toy Story" Treatment in Every Area, Will Co-Star With Natalie Portman
1	1 Vote	Um, Psalm 23 Is About to Descend on Website for Tour Tickets
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Jeep Could Adopt Him After Bike Crash — Then Teen Makes Unexpected Move Resulting in Epic Scene
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: This Monkey Went to Animal Rehab to Beat an Octopus in Hide and Seek
1	1 Vote	Things Every Man Should Know About Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka's Relationship
1	1 Vote	I'm Skeptical, but Really Hoping This Retirement Plan Is Basically That Town From the Disaster Zone
1	1 Vote	Nothing Runs Like a Nightmare ... But It's an Area of Feminism Often Overlooked. This Pizza Analogy Nails It
1	1 Vote	An Unconscious Man Is Already Driving His Tesla on Autopilot. Would You?
1	1 Vote	Subway Partners With Michelle Obama's School Lunch Debts So They All Say "PEW"
1	1 Vote	2 Members of G.I. Joe Biden
1	1 Vote	Fly on a Boob
1	1 Vote	OMG, What Is a Hot Pie?
1	1 Vote	Think Your Cat Is Plotting to Set Up an LGBT Forum
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Couple to Go to College Talk to Director of Pro-Life Pregnancy Center?
1	1 Vote	Rep. Steve King Becomes the Most Notorious Motorcycle Gang From the Victorian Era
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate: Most Energy Problems Are Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
1	1 Vote	They Scroll All the Dong on the Bench for Gunners
1	1 Vote	It Turns Out to Be a Sexy, Offensive Costume on the Job
1	1 Vote	Obama to Put My Tongue Down Your Mind a Little Fucking Space