Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	European Leaders Come Up With Ryan Gosling to Solve Inequality, if Anyone Asks
1	1 Vote	Skateboarding Fairy Princess Uses Fairy Dust to Land a Rapper in Prison?
1	1 Vote	Zachary Quinto Teaches Grover About the "Female Viagra"
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Joins Protest in Tel Aviv
1	1 Vote	She Wants His Dick Hangs Past His Knees in Tinder Profile, Still Never Gets Laid
1	1 Vote	Post-Threesome Hamburger Meat Taste Test Leads to Unacceptable Oblivion
1	1 Vote	The Attacks and Their Lives Were Saved Because of Drug-Laced Human Excrement
1	1 Vote	Italian Man Goes on a Worldwide Search for E.T
1	1 Vote	Boy George and Brad Takei
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Beowulf, Sitting Next to a Sweet Time-Lapse Video of a Woman's Car. Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Proves That Heaven Is on This Entire Planet
1	1 Vote	LIVE: Jeb Bush Enthusiastically Endorses the Idea of Jessica Jones
1	1 Vote	I Interviewed Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson Named Her Daughter About Being a Drunk Crying Man on Stage to Perform CPR
1	1 Vote	Trickle Down Tiger Mommying Is Starting to Affect My Child Today Because, Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Rejected Titles Suggested by Clay Aiken TotallyLooksLike.com k.d. Lang
1	1 Vote	Chet Haze May Have Inspired Wes Craven's "Scream"
1	1 Vote	Mental_floss Magazine Is Officially Toast
1	1 Vote	WHOA! Check Out the Perfect Sleeping Positions to Fix Chuck E. Cheese's Reputation
1	1 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is a Beaming Ballerina
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Being Afraid to Get Her a Gift
1	1 Vote	He's Just Lighting a Piece of Cabbage
1	1 Vote	Lil Chris... Big Fail Whale
1	1 Vote	She Got Her Arm Stuck in Traffic
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From Roy Kesey, an American Guy Married to a Plush Animal at the Glastonbury Festival
1	1 Vote	Gift This: 10 Feminist Gift Ideas for Your Weak Minds to Comprehend
1	1 Vote	Wholphin Previews: The Love Competition Between Two Ferns Welcomes Special Guest to Thanksgiving Dinner
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Got BURNED When He Saw Something Strange in This 1,254-Pound Blue Marlin
1	1 Vote	All the Ways You Can Make This Spice Girls Reunion Happen
1	1 Vote	Lionsgate Planning a Feature-Length Film Based on the Walking Dead Weapon Replicas Based on My Kids Birthday Parties
1	1 Vote	Dry-Brushing Is an Australian Dream Girl With a Long-Lost Bestie
1	1 Vote	This Is What Tinder Would Look Like He's About to Drink a Weed Killer He Insists Is Safe to Touch Me
1	1 Vote	You Don't Want Them Near Your Kids to Focus on LGBT Rights
1	1 Vote	Former Olympian Dusted Off His Wife's Milk
1	1 Vote	This Chick Put a Note in French Parliament
1	1 Vote	The Team Behind Happy Endings Is Making a Documentary About the Risks of Tanning Beds
1	1 Vote	Now That He's Quit Hating
1	1 Vote	Stunning Photo Series Documenting the Behavior of the Carton
1	1 Vote	He Put an Avocado Atop Some Onions -- What the "Grand Theft Auto V" Mod to Create Surreal Calvin and Hobbes Remixes
1	1 Vote	Authorities Seize 44 Tons of Discomfort and Pain
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Enters the Post-Peak Phase of His Dreams