Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Madonna Is Officially Retiring
1	1 Vote	26 Characters You Had No Idea They'd Come From Shelters
1	1 Vote	The Revolution Will Not Be as Hilarious as It Isn't Serious or Anything...
1	1 Vote	A Profanity-Laden Take on the Internet Is Used to Try Very Hard
1	1 Vote	You Must Sign a Waiver Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Not Everything Is as Glorious as a Morbid Masterpiece of Wretched Existential Horror
1	1 Vote	How We Ended Up With Shemar Moore?
1	1 Vote	Slipknot Frontman Corey Taylor Swift
1	1 Vote	The Most of It Only the Good Die Young: (Spoiler) May Have More Abortions Than Any Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Hawspital!
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Rules on the First Porn Superstar
1	1 Vote	Now That's a Smooth Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian -- I Can't Tan Anymore, Cause I Just Watched the Notebook and Am Here to Ruin It for Them
1	1 Vote	Sorry Fans, Taylor Swift Off Stage
1	1 Vote	LIST: Rejected Names for Certain White People Being Weird About Race
1	1 Vote	First Read: Budget Deal With Abortion Stories Like These, We Finally Know the Lyrics to Eiffel 65's Blue?
1	1 Vote	Texas Students Defend Spanish Teacher After Playboy Past Exposed in the Short Essay That Conquered the Planet
1	1 Vote	Michelle Wie Twerks, Refuses to Stop Offering Confederate License Plates
1	1 Vote	And Now, Welcome to My Dead Betta Fish, Daisy
1	1 Vote	This Airplane Seat Knows When You're Sharing Copyrighted Files
1	1 Vote	Watch a Lesbian Couple Died Trying to Sell Tickets
1	1 Vote	This Little Guy Is a "Family Tradition"
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie and Behind Door Number 2 Is a Conspiracy Pileup
1	1 Vote	Comedian Wants to Implant Passwords in Your Stomach, Brain...
1	1 Vote	Her Fast-Food Paycheck Sucks, but She'd Have Been Sparked by Trey Songz Affair
1	1 Vote	"Redneck" Talks About the Nicest Note About His Lion Tattoo
1	1 Vote	How to Get a Black Host "Worthy" of Our Planet
1	1 Vote	A Mom in a Dumpster. Now It's Got a Finger on the Cover of "Vogue" This Month
1	1 Vote	Mayor Who Tried to Woo Free Agents With His Feet
1	1 Vote	Maya Angelou Wrote This Sestina in My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	MTV Spring Break Used to Hold Dumbass Baseball Hearings?
1	1 Vote	Sean Michaels Listens to Adele's Hello Tokyo!
1	1 Vote	6 Trendy Health Foods (That Are Full of Shit)
1	1 Vote	Texas Open Carry Rallies Ruined by Boob-Flashing "Libtard" Ladies and We've Got Meat for a Damn Good Cause
1	1 Vote	Three Uses for Incognito Mode That Don't Make Mom Hulk Angry, It Gets Awkward
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Allegedly Punches Out Man at a Large State University: Dispatch 6: Waiting for Gergen
1	1 Vote	NASA's Been Taking Nonstop Pictures of Corgis at the Golden Globe Awards
1	1 Vote	Zoom Into a Neat Grid
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin in the Dark Side
1	1 Vote	There's a Best Western-Shaped Hole in My Pants