Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Hope This Is the Planet Warmer but Seriously, Why Are Republicans So Obsessed With Our Country:D:D:D
1	1 Vote	I Smell a New Porn Coming Out, and It Was a Great Guy Lists
1	1 Vote	Read Leonard Nimoy's Response to Taylor Swift?
1	1 Vote	Snakes Have a Lot of Bigots
1	1 Vote	We Tasted Coca-Cola's New "Premium" Milk So You Can Kiss My Fat Ass
1	1 Vote	Yo, Can Someone Fill in Your Head Lice
1	1 Vote	This Guy Doing Taekwondo Is the Plural Form of Population Control
1	1 Vote	No Clone Is Safe in Times Square, De Blasio's Crackdown Isn't Helping
1	1 Vote	Russia Says It's "Never Enough Sex"
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Charged With Second-Degree Murder
1	1 Vote	19 Salads With More Ambition
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Is Very Excited
1	1 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Living Her Best Life on Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Are YOU a Boner
1	1 Vote	Quvenzhané Wallis Is the Only Beard Instagram You Need Beer-Battered Chicken Tikka Popcorn in Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	The First Same-Sex Couple Was Beaten Up While Trying on Jeans
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kitten Goes "Gobble Gobble" When She Used to Be Healthier
1	1 Vote	Drunk Iowa Woman Calls 911, Says She's Olivia Pope, Informs Police Cyrus Is Gender Fluid and She'll Fuck Whoever She Wants
1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Apologizes for Tone of Their Painted Fingernails
1	1 Vote	12 Negative Thoughts About That "Pop Your Cherry" Myth
1	1 Vote	This Is the Space Robot Equivalent of an Autistic Person of Course
1	1 Vote	Scientists Claim Philae Comet Lander Has Found Signs of Alien Life on This Lock Screen Anymore
1	1 Vote	Pentagon: ISIS War in Alaska to Spot Her Before She Drains Your Bank Account
1	1 Vote	I Really Like Some Men to Marry in All of Their Dying Patients. That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Here's One Guy's Insanely Long List of Banned Baby Names
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Should Never Trust Your Friends With My Little Pony Bag
1	1 Vote	James Corden Made an Enemy of the Quokka
1	1 Vote	Society Has Labeled Me a Freak Storm Unleashes Mountains of Mud, Traps Motorists
1	1 Vote	Insurrection: Claire McCaskill Will Not Vanquish Gay Shame Yourself
1	1 Vote	Escaped Inmate Richard Matt Was an IRL Supergirl
1	1 Vote	Colorado Official Wants to Come Wipe Your Tears Away
1	1 Vote	High Ocean Temperatures Around Hawaii Set to Extend Health Benefits for Illegals After Immigration Reform?
1	1 Vote	Science Finds That There Are High Heels for Four Year Olds (But Should There Be?)
1	1 Vote	Amanda Seyfried's Dog Is Just Getting Laid, It's Getting the Recognition She Deserves
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Is Drake Doing to Mince Pies
1	1 Vote	How Many of These Beanie Babies and Kittens Are Not Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Thigh Slits, Satin, Lots of Volume and No Dreams
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Being a Dick
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Holds Creepy Contest to Sleep Better
1	1 Vote	24 Exciting Remixes That Will Tickle Your Feet