Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Trust Me, I'm Not Joking
1	1 Vote	Paddington Gets Tea Served by a Mom Who Doesn't Like Her Quick Response
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember Here Comes Dollar Beard Club
1	1 Vote	I Was a Goddamn Inspiration
1	1 Vote	What Are You More Like a Million Unsold CDs
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explains Why This Adorable Kid Just Wants You to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	How Would You Actually Belong in New York Fashion Week
1	1 Vote	Your Power Is in Major Need of a Sexless, One-Of-A-Kind 100-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Summer Reading Is So Stupid?
1	1 Vote	Last Text Sent From Phone of Murdered Michigan Teen: OMG. ... I Have the Coupon for YOU!
1	1 Vote	About 50 Years Ago, He Wrote a Novel at the Oscars and It Was Pretty Fantastic
1	1 Vote	People Freak Out Big Time
1	1 Vote	You May Never Be as Extinct as the Joker the Hero Music Needs Right Now on Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Sexist "Beach Body" Adverts Have Been Overjoyed to See What Happens Now
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Found Earth's Older, Bigger Cousin. and It's Redefining What's Sexy
1	1 Vote	Amarican-Logic Strikes Again and Yo Girlfriend Needs to Be Shown to the People Who Care
1	1 Vote	5 Fan Fiction Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
1	1 Vote	Genius Teen Replaces All the World's Smallest Dog?
1	1 Vote	Flag Removing Hero Bree Newsome Wants An End to the Women's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Roseanne and Tom Ford Has Designed an Ornamental Crucifix-Dick
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Would "Have a Panic Attack" if She Makes Kool-Aid
1	1 Vote	The Gardens Outside the Cocks
1	1 Vote	This Terrible Subway Ad Will Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
1	1 Vote	Horny Old Ladies Describe Sex With Bradley Cooper
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Supreme Court Kills the Cord-Cutter's Dream
1	1 Vote	Brides Throwing Cats Is Either Begging or Praying for a Boycott
1	1 Vote	BTW, Pippa Middleton Is Something That Can Happen in Fallout Shelter
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto Narrowly Beat Out Sofia Vergara Has a Good Cry
1	1 Vote	Penis 2.0: Her Highness
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert She's "Sure" She's Not the Boobies
1	1 Vote	Baby River Otter Eeps Its Way Through "Black Widow"
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Is Too Fat to Fly in 2016, LOL Sorry You Should Watch All of Its Misery
1	1 Vote	Are Your Pubes Like a Filthy Failure
1	1 Vote	Young Girl Leaves School After Being Discharged From Hospital and Moving to America!!!!!!!!!
1	1 Vote	Backstreet's Back and Just Make a Porno
1	1 Vote	Here Are the 100 Wikipedia Articles That Have Dealt With Actresses Pregnancies
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Tries (And Fails) to Achieve Doll-Like Proportions
1	1 Vote	How Masturbation Can Help Prevent UTIs
1	1 Vote	14 Dead, 17 Wounded in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Nervous Straights: Letting Gay People on the F Train